Skinny VS Curvy

… And the reason why they do so can be seen above. Eva Longoria has been showing a (pretty unusual for her skinny figure) belly bulge and tadaa!, people started to talk baby names already. Wait, people are talking even if a celebrity does not present any bulge at all, just for the fun of it, so why be surprised?

And in case (in the very likely case) Eva is not pregnant and has simply been eating more than appetizers and diet coke for a while, there is still nothing to worry about, because she probably is just a few sit-ups and jogging sessions away from her previous skinny self.

What do you say?

Take a look at the above picture. Now I’m not even gonna say that Kate Bosworth is skinny. I’m not even gonna say “emaciated”. I’m thinking it, though. I mean, why bother? It’s like the wind could take her away. And I don’t mean a tornado, but a light sea breeze.

Two things I wonder though: One: Is that food she is carrying in those bags? Like actual food? I place my bet on diet drinks, green tea and diet bars. And two: How on Earth can she carry the bags in the first place?

Is there anybody out there who thinks this is a healthy look?

OK, let’s see. The bad? This is truly an unflattering angle. The good? Even from such an unflattering angle, Katie looks slim (and we all know that in 98% of the pictures, she looks downright skinny). More of the bad: Katie’s hair blah, the make-up blah again. Seems that the hair accentuates her lost cheeks - which, apparently, are the result of Victoria Beckham’s “let’s diet” influence, if we listen to Katie’s hubby’s words. The good? The choice of clothes, for a change. Why? Because well, we are used to see miss Tom Cruise dressed like, well, Tom Cruise or like tom Cruise’s mom. But that is not the case here, cause she is almost, almost dressed her age.

What do you guys think?

Photo source: Just Jared

If any of you out there are wondering whether Posh is looking slightly healthier these days, the answer would be pretty clear while looking at the picture above, as in “Nope” (if the “diminutive of thighs” doesn’t convince you, then the skin-through collar bones probably will). It is a mystery how any pair of jeans can fit that perfectly and tightly on a size 00 body - the result of her long term 900 calorie diet - , unless we listen to the rumors which say that she gets her clothes readjusted after purchasing them, diva style.

So, what do you say? How would you rate her on the skinny scale? Rate Victoria Beckham from 1 to 10, 1 meaning “girl’s place is on Chubby Scale” and 10 meaning “at least she’s got bodyguards to catch her if she faints”.

Versus’s expert verdict: Posh is an 8. If Posh’s knees and an average woman’s wrists would enter a competition called “who’s skinnier?”, the knees would take home the crown.