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Megan Fox Aims to Be Sexy (I Guess?)

November 20, 2009 in Megan Fox by Versus

Megan Fox Aims to Be Sexy (I Guess)

Oh dear – I want to say not-so-diplomatic words, but let’s put it delicately: this is not pretty.

These shots that followed the “crotch-in your-face” aesthetics are for New York Times Magazine… and someone, somewhere and somehow thought they were a good, sexy (?!?) idea.

Megan Fox Aims to Be Sexy (I Guess) 2

And there’s a bunch of this! See them after the jump if you haven’t had enough.

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New Outtakes from Madonna’s Hard Candy

January 20, 2009 in Madonna by Versus

New Outtakes from Madonnas Hard Candy | madonna

Oh my. Oh eww wow.

Madonna seems to bounce from the ultra-sexually explicit look to the sweaty, messy, mega-muscly and veiny one (see after the jump) - I think I prefer… neither.

Clearly, these aren’t airbrushed.

 

New Outtakes from Madonnas Hard Candy | madonna

See the racy rest on the next page!

How do you like (dislike) the outtakes?

 

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Racy Madonna Promos for Hard Candy

January 17, 2009 in Madonna by Versus

Racy Madonna Promos for Hard Candy | madonna

Oh, wow! Can she get any racier?

First 3 pictures: Tummy, breasts, nipples… they’re all out and the (covered) rest is just as provocative, if not more! I really understand the meaning of “Flaunt it while you’ve got it” and yeah, Madonna’s got a flat stomach and impossibly toned legs, but there is just TOO MUCH “I gotta be sexy, gotta be sexy” going on here.

Second picture: I’m kinda surprised that Madonna is actually looking her age here and they didn’t metamorphoze her into a plastic and impossibly-flawless doll.

Racy Madonna Promos for Hard Candy | madonna

Definitely debatable!

So let’s talk!

Shenae Grimes Forgot Her Pants at Home

January 15, 2009 in Celebrity Oops by Versus

Shenae Grimes Forgot Her Pants at Home | celebrity oops

“If Mary-Kate can pull it off, so can I” seemed to be Shenae’s motto yesterday, when she decided that going pantless was OK.

Shenae Grimes Forgot Her Pants at Home – Your pick:

a. Fashion-forward, vanguard, fabulous.

b. Not as dramatic as Jessica Alba’s pajamas at that movie premiere.

c. Completely in the “What was she thinking???!!” territory.

Now that I think about it, she got us talking about it, so the pantless look was actually a big sucess.

Courtney Love Says: “Oops!”

January 5, 2009 in Celebrity Oops by Versus

Courtney Love Says: Oops! | celebrity oops

Following the slogan “If you can’t say anything nice, say nothing at all”, I’m trying (really, really, really) hard not to comment on the fashion ensemble. But hey, you can!

OK, trying to get passed the outfit, I’m noticing how Courtney’s figure is looking much healthier than it was a while back, when she was close friends with skin & bones.

If you want to see the outfit from the back, it’s on the next page!

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