Skinny VS Curvy

Oh dear – I want to say not-so-diplomatic words, but let’s put it delicately: this is not pretty.

These shots that followed the “crotch-in your-face” aesthetics are for New York Times Magazine… and someone, somewhere and somehow thought they were a good, sexy (?!?) idea.

And there’s a bunch of this! See them after the jump if you haven’t had enough.

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Oh my. Oh eww wow.

Madonna seems to bounce from the ultra-sexually explicit look to the sweaty, messy, mega-muscly and veiny one (see after the jump) - I think I prefer… neither.

Clearly, these aren’t airbrushed.

See the racy rest on the next page!

How do you like (dislike) the outtakes?

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Oh, wow! Can she get any racier?

First 3 pictures: Tummy, breasts, nipples… they’re all out and the (covered) rest is just as provocative, if not more! I really understand the meaning of “Flaunt it while you’ve got it” and yeah, Madonna’s got a flat stomach and impossibly toned legs, but there is just TOO MUCH “I gotta be sexy, gotta be sexy” going on here.

Second picture: I’m kinda surprised that Madonna is actually looking her age here and they didn’t metamorphoze her into a plastic and impossibly-flawless doll.

Definitely debatable!

So let’s talk!

“If Mary-Kate can pull it off, so can I” seemed to be Shenae’s motto yesterday, when she decided that going pantless was OK.

Shenae Grimes Forgot Her Pants at Home – Your pick:

a. Fashion-forward, vanguard, fabulous.

b. Not as dramatic as Jessica Alba’s pajamas at that movie premiere.

c. Completely in the “What was she thinking???!!” territory.

Now that I think about it, she got us talking about it, so the pantless look was actually a big sucess.

Following the slogan “If you can’t say anything nice, say nothing at all”, I’m trying (really, really, really) hard not to comment on the fashion ensemble. But hey, you can!

OK, trying to get passed the outfit, I’m noticing how Courtney’s figure is looking much healthier than it was a while back, when she was close friends with skin & bones.

If you want to see the outfit from the back, it’s on the next page!

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