Skinny VS Curvy

Here is a Rihanna in the September issue of Essence magazine – and may I say it, those people must be really fond of Photoshop and of the waif look – because otherwise, why would they take two hot and healthy legs and transform them into these pin thin and clearly-not-Rihanna’s legs? 

And now, for a picture of Rihanna’s real legs, click here!

What do you say: Did they go too far with the photoshopping or does this look just fine?

Photo credit: Essence Magazine

In yet another (proven to be successful) attempt to make people talk about them, here is another page of the novel called “Heidi and Spencer Can Not Possibly Be More Ridiculous”.

In previous chapters, you’ve all admired how Barbie and Ken (that now go under the names Heidi and Spencer) have tasted champagne from shiny crystal glasses wearing their swimsuits, how they’ve took long and romantic walks on the beach while posing from the right angles that favor Heidi’s pretty cleavage and how they’ve kissed passionately and spontaneously while mansion-hunting. (more…)

Yes, that’s right. Party style icon Tara Reid just launched her clothing line. It makes sense, since she’s been wearing only bikinis, teared jeans mini dresses and her butt out of the clothes elegant, sophisticated and stylish outfits for many years now.

So, potential customers, anyone?

And yes, that would be her butt showing there.

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Umm… well… err… the pictures speak for themselves, so I’ll save my harsh words for Heidi Montag. But you can let them flow!

So, rhetoric question: How do you find Pam’s makeup?

Leaving the eyeliner and lip liner delight aside, just look how tiny Pam’s legs look when found in the proximity of Pam’s overly enhanced bust.

Heidi Montag hasn’t given up on her drowning musical career. The proof? Here she is shooting a new video -and this time, she’s not in a bikini running on the beach, but in sparkly, shiny and tight aerobics costumes that mandatory come with a big and curly pile of Barbie-like hair.

P. S.: This is definitely one girl that can afford to wear white stockings.

Let’s hear your comments!

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What’s new with Christina’s look? Umm, nothing. The Marilyn Monroe’s phase (with a darker twist) overcame the status of a phase and seems to have installed for good. The overly-blonde hair is still on Christina’s head, just like the overly-done make-up (that probably keeps Christin’a makeup artists busy for 4 hours) is still on Chrsitna’s face. So you see, no news there.

Body wise, Christina looks like she’s found a compromise between her baby weight (that implied shapelier legs and curvier curves) and her thinner former self (that meant skinny legs and less curvy curves). And how is this compromise looking? Leaving the unatural areas out of the discusion, it’s looking close to the ideal.

Photo credit: Wenn

Not exactly the picture of health, is she? And no, I’m not talking about the weight (which, by the way, looks ok compared to former super skinny Tara) but about the pack of cigarettes in her hand.

Tara’s best part? I say her legs, which besides the nice shape, have got slimness on their side. Tara’s worst part? The still-weird-looking abdomen.

What do you say?

Umm, I’m not sure whether to comment on the oh so fake blonde hair that certainly does not belong to Paris or on the see-through-cotton-candy-colored-dress. Well, I guess I did both just in one sentence.

Granted, Paris was not attending a red carpet gala in this transparent (Is it a dress? Is it a night dress? Is it lingerie?) outfit – in fact, she was having fun at the Playboy mansion.

And since it’s right in front our eyes, what are your thoughts on Paris’s butt?

Photo source: Celebslam

You’ve got one super curvy Kim (who is looking like a slimmer hourglass here) with an impressive and highly debated back, big bust (with a debatable provenience, as the harsh gossipers imply).

Next, you’ve got one fit and toned (and super tanned) Carmen with a tight body all around, perky butt and a full, yet not 100% natural bust.

So, it’s time to choose your side! Kim Kardashian Versus Carmen Electra – Whose Body Would You Rather Have?

Photo: Wire

OK, so I’m not gonna say anything, but anything at all about the Heidi’s X position, 90’s style: belly showing (granted, a flat one) and sexy-wannabe outfit even in a somewhat formal occasion (read below). You see, I didn’t say anything. What I will say though is that Heidi is looking even less like herself – at least facially, cause the skinny bod is still what it is, skinny.

In case you were wondering about Heidi’s location on this occasion (rhyme definitely intended), Heidi’s actually launching her clothing line at Kitson. That would be the same Kitson that dropped Lauren Conrad a short while ago.

Photo credit: Wenn