Skinny VS Curvy

After years of wearing only… clothes that most people don’t wear, Mary-Kate decided last night to wear something… that all people wear: jeans! Tight ones!

No more trying to guess what’s hiding under the big and baggy clothes, cause here are her slim and healthy-looking legs and small booty.

And an extra surprise:

One of our readers was concerned about how MK looked a few days ago, when she opted for a ghostly look, so he decided to perform a digital makeover on Mary-Kate… because she deserved it! He asked us to publish it, so here’s the result:

How do you like MK in jeans and MK’s makeover?

Oh my… these are the kind of pics that have a VERY high “you’ve got to make fun of this”-risk factor.

But I won’t – just watch me being delicate & kind! (You, on the other hand, can go wild).

Let’s let the whole “Brooke performs as a stripper (minus the taking-off-her-clothes thing)” aside and let’s just say that Brooke’s figure is just fine, but just as in Britney’s case (yet another perfectly healthy, but not Hollywood-skinny girl), the outfit is just NOT FINE, especially when you’re planning to do all sorts of bending, spreading, twisting and other such provocative moves.

You have got to see the pics on the next page!

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The hair: Well, BETTER than this, but WORSE than that.

The figure: Considering that we can identify 15% of her body thanks to the dress, she’s looking good and healthy, probably the right weight for her.

The make-up: Umm… I don’t know about the red lips and red eye make-up combo. The reddish brown around her eyes is making her look a little… sick, especially since it’s “matched” with a pale skin.

Thoughts on MK’s dress / figure / hair / make-up?

We haven’t had the chance to do a proper bikini body battle in a while now. Don’t blame me, blame winter. But it looks like this week, 2 girls of different body shapes and sizes hit the beach… and wore blue bikinis.

Do you prefer the forever-and-ever thin and lean Paris or the strong and healthy-looking Britney?

Which pair of legs do you like better? How about arms? Or thighs? And abs?

Bikini Body Battle! The Hottest Girl in a Blue Bikini Is… Paris Hilton VS Britney Spears!

Pick your favorite beach body, but only after you check out 2 more comparisons on the second page!

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Who? Sports Illustrated Model Jessica Gomes

Why? Just because I thought she looked great & healthy.

Age: 24

Nationality: Australian, with Singaporean Chinese and Portuguese heritage

Fashion Model Directory listed the following measurements:

Height: 5′9.5″ (176cm)

Measurements: (US) 33-23-35  / (EU) 84-59-89

Dress Size: (US) 8 /  (EU) 38

Hmm… once again, I’ll say that US size 8 does not equal European size 38 (maybe 40) and secondly, most models with her measurements say they are size 2 or 4.

What do YOU say?

Lots of bikini pics after the jump!

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