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Samantha Brick: “There is nothing in life that signifies failure better than fat”

April 18, 2013 in Beauty & Body Image by Versus

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Remember Samantha Brick? She’s the 42 year-old woman who claimed that women hate her because she is too beautiful. Well, Samantha is back and she has lots of things to say and be proud of: how fat people are failures, how she invented the ‘eat a pack of mints for brteakfasdt and lunch’ diet, how all her boyfriends controlled her weight and how she rents kitchen-free houses and drinks coffee that makes her tremble for breakfast in order to avoid eating. Lots of ‘gems’ in this article – take a look:

When my husband and I invited friends to dinner, I knew they’d want to bring something along as a contribution to the evening and made a point of saying that wasn’t necessary. So when one friend arrived and thrust a hefty box of chocolates into my hands, I rewarded her with ice-cold contempt rather than the grateful smile she was clearly expecting. At the end of the evening, that very expensive box of hand-made French chocolates was consigned to the bottom of the kitchen bin, the contents ruined by the coffee dregs I had deliberately poured over them.

I am 42 years old and have been on a permanent diet for the past 30 years. The logic is simple and irrefutable: any self-respecting woman wants to be thin, and to be thin you need to spend your life on a diet. I don’t believe overweight is ever attractive. Whether we like it or not, we live in an age and a part of the world where men and women regard thin as beautiful.

I was glad to see the back of Easter this month, as it seems to have been hijacked by the greedy masses who regard it as a free pass to gorge  on chocolate. Not a morsel passed my lips. Chocolate, cakes, sweets and any other calorie-rich, fat-laden ‘foods’ are banned in my home. For three decades, self-denial has been my best friend. And one of my biggest incentives is that I know men prefer slim women.

I have only ever dated men who kept a strict eye on my figure. My partners are not only boyfriends but weight-loss coaches. My first love continually reminded me that one can never be too rich or too thin, and my husband of five years frequently tells me that if I put on weight he will divorce me.

In the workplace, male bosses will always give the top job to a woman who looks fit and in control, rather than one who looks like a bulging sack in danger of imminent cardiac arrest.

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Snooki’s Advice to Kim Kardashian: “When you meet your baby for the first time, you have to look flawless”

March 30, 2013 in Celebrity Quotes by Versus

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Snookis Advice to Kim Kardashian: When you meet your baby for the first time, you have to look flawless | celebrity quotes

New mom Snooki was kind enough to offer some valuable advice to pregnant Kim Kardashian on how to look her best while giving birth:

Kim, first impressions are everything, so when you meet your baby for the first time, you have to look flawless. If your face is already made up when your water breaks, you have plenty of time to do it in the hospital when you’re waiting to dilate. I waited 27 hours, and the whole time, I just put on makeup and watched cartoons. And, make sure you choose your makeup palettes wisely, because the hospital rooms are boring, the walls are white; it’s just not a good look.

Go for pink or red lips, rather than nudes. Remember to keep an extra pair of eyelashes in your purse, just in case your water breaks when you’re not at home. Or, just do like I did and bring a whole box.

Make sure you bring your own hospital gown, because hospital gowns at the hospital are ugly. And for me, I brought my own leopard-print satin. It just made me feel beautiful while I was in labor. Kim, I feel like you would be in more of a couture designer, maybe like Dolce & Gabbana gown.

Accessorize! Make sure you stay away from the big hoop earrings, because it can get caught in your extensions. You can wear some nice diamond studs so you look really cute in your selfies.

Trust me, you’re gonna get bloated and you’re gonna have like a million double chins, so cover the s— up!

Make sure your mascara is waterproof. Because you’re going to cry with the pain with a baby coming out of your vagina and also when you meet your baby for the first time. And, trust me, you do not want to look like a zebra.”

… says Snooki in an interview with MTV.

 

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Christina Aguilera Is ’5’2” and 100 Pounds’

March 2, 2011 in Celebrity Weight & Measurements, Christina Aguilera by Versus

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Christina Aguilera was arrested today for misdemeanor public intoxication and, according to the police report, Christina is.. umm, 5’2” and 100 pounds (!?). Translation: 157 cm and 45 kg, as in ‘underweight’.

Discuss!

You can take a look at Christina’s booking sheet that includes her stats HERE!

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Lady Gaga Brings the Quote of the Day

February 22, 2011 in Celebrity Quotes, Lady Gaga by Versus

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“I am on the drunk diet. I live my life as I want to, and creatively. I like to drink whiskey and stuff while I am working.

“The deal is, I’ve got to work out every day, and I work out hungover if I am hungover. And it’s about the cross-training and keeping yourself inspired. I have to say, I do a ton of yoga.”

… says Gaga.

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Worst Photoshop Job of the Month: Aishwarya Rai in Vogue India

February 4, 2011 in Aishwarya Rai, Photoshop Job by Versus

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Apparently, having a round face is just not acceptable anymore, even if you are considered one of the most beautiful women in the world and you once took home the Miss World crown.

See how stunning Aishwarya’s face was chopped, deformed and liquified only to appear skinnier and more angular (and her figure as well, but we’re not even counting that anymore).

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