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Kanye: ‘Kim Kardashian is the most beautiful woman of all time… of human existence’

November 28, 2013 in Kim Kardashian by Versus

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Kanye: ‘Kim Kardashian is the most beautiful woman of all time… of human existence’ | kim kardashian

Kanye: ‘Kim Kardashian is the most beautiful woman of all time… of human existence’ | kim kardashian

Kanye West on how his fiancee is the most beautiful woman of human existence:

“Okay, ladies and gentlemen. All barber shops, fashion designers, architects, corner stores, Wall Street, all over the world: Y’all acting like this ain’t the most beautiful woman of all time! I’m talkin’, like, arguably of human existence — the top 10 of human existence. I loved her from the first day I saw her, which I said on ‘Bound’…I remember seeing pictures of her and Paris Hilton in Australia, and I came to Don C., and I was like, ‘Man, have you ever seen Kim Kardishawn? What’s up with Kim Kardishawn?’”

… says Kanye about Kim.

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Kim Kardashian’s ‘Photoshopped’ Figure in Kanye’s New Video

November 21, 2013 in Kim Kardashian by Versus

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Kim Kardashians Photoshopped Figure in Kanyes New Video | kim kardashian

Kim Kardashian is a fan of Photoshop, as we’ve seen before here or here. This week, Kim is in the middle of yet another ‘airbrushing controversy’, as her figure (and especially her middle area) in the new video from Kanye West (where she appears topless) looks considerably slimmer and super flat. More details from Hollywood Life:

Kim’s post-baby body looked so amazing in Kanye’s ‘Bound 2′ that it left fans wondering if her figure was digitally enhanced for the music video. Now Kim is fighting back against the rumors, saying her body in the video is 100 percent natural, a source tells HollywoodLife.com EXCLUSIVELY.

Kim Kardashian, 33, has lost almost 50 pounds since giving birth, and she looks slimmer than ever in her topless appearance in Kanye West‘s “Bound 2″ video, which was released on Nov. 19. Kim may look to good to be true, but she worked hard for her rocking body and didn’t have any help from the digital editing team, a source close to the reality star tells HollywoodLife.com.

Believe it or not, Kim’s body really does look as beautiful in real life as it does in Kanye’s new video, in which she is shown topless and straddling her future husband on a motorcycle.

“She wanted to get in shape before filming,” a source tells HollywoodLife.com EXCLUSIVELY. “Kanye had been begging her for a while to do something with him. She is not photoshopped!”

Kim told People magazine she lost 43 pounds between June and November. “This was the biggest challenge of my life, and I still have some to go, but I feel so accomplished that I did this,” she said.

Kim slimmed down by following the Atkins diet, eating grilled salmon, cheese omelets and grilled chicken, while steering clear of carbs and alcohol. She also takes classes at Barry’s Bootcamp and Pilates Plus to stay in shape and keep her curves.

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Samantha Brick: “There is nothing in life that signifies failure better than fat”

April 18, 2013 in Beauty & Body Image by Versus

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Samantha Brick: There is nothing in life that signifies failure better than fat | beauty body image

Remember Samantha Brick? She’s the 42 year-old woman who claimed that women hate her because she is too beautiful. Well, Samantha is back and she has lots of things to say and be proud of: how fat people are failures, how she invented the ‘eat a pack of mints for brteakfasdt and lunch’ diet, how all her boyfriends controlled her weight and how she rents kitchen-free houses and drinks coffee that makes her tremble for breakfast in order to avoid eating. Lots of ‘gems’ in this article – take a look:

When my husband and I invited friends to dinner, I knew they’d want to bring something along as a contribution to the evening and made a point of saying that wasn’t necessary. So when one friend arrived and thrust a hefty box of chocolates into my hands, I rewarded her with ice-cold contempt rather than the grateful smile she was clearly expecting. At the end of the evening, that very expensive box of hand-made French chocolates was consigned to the bottom of the kitchen bin, the contents ruined by the coffee dregs I had deliberately poured over them.

I am 42 years old and have been on a permanent diet for the past 30 years. The logic is simple and irrefutable: any self-respecting woman wants to be thin, and to be thin you need to spend your life on a diet. I don’t believe overweight is ever attractive. Whether we like it or not, we live in an age and a part of the world where men and women regard thin as beautiful.

I was glad to see the back of Easter this month, as it seems to have been hijacked by the greedy masses who regard it as a free pass to gorge  on chocolate. Not a morsel passed my lips. Chocolate, cakes, sweets and any other calorie-rich, fat-laden ‘foods’ are banned in my home. For three decades, self-denial has been my best friend. And one of my biggest incentives is that I know men prefer slim women.

I have only ever dated men who kept a strict eye on my figure. My partners are not only boyfriends but weight-loss coaches. My first love continually reminded me that one can never be too rich or too thin, and my husband of five years frequently tells me that if I put on weight he will divorce me.

In the workplace, male bosses will always give the top job to a woman who looks fit and in control, rather than one who looks like a bulging sack in danger of imminent cardiac arrest.

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Snooki’s Advice to Kim Kardashian: “When you meet your baby for the first time, you have to look flawless”

March 30, 2013 in Celebrity Quotes by Versus

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Snookis Advice to Kim Kardashian: When you meet your baby for the first time, you have to look flawless | celebrity quotes

New mom Snooki was kind enough to offer some valuable advice to pregnant Kim Kardashian on how to look her best while giving birth:

Kim, first impressions are everything, so when you meet your baby for the first time, you have to look flawless. If your face is already made up when your water breaks, you have plenty of time to do it in the hospital when you’re waiting to dilate. I waited 27 hours, and the whole time, I just put on makeup and watched cartoons. And, make sure you choose your makeup palettes wisely, because the hospital rooms are boring, the walls are white; it’s just not a good look.

Go for pink or red lips, rather than nudes. Remember to keep an extra pair of eyelashes in your purse, just in case your water breaks when you’re not at home. Or, just do like I did and bring a whole box.

Make sure you bring your own hospital gown, because hospital gowns at the hospital are ugly. And for me, I brought my own leopard-print satin. It just made me feel beautiful while I was in labor. Kim, I feel like you would be in more of a couture designer, maybe like Dolce & Gabbana gown.

Accessorize! Make sure you stay away from the big hoop earrings, because it can get caught in your extensions. You can wear some nice diamond studs so you look really cute in your selfies.

Trust me, you’re gonna get bloated and you’re gonna have like a million double chins, so cover the s— up!

Make sure your mascara is waterproof. Because you’re going to cry with the pain with a baby coming out of your vagina and also when you meet your baby for the first time. And, trust me, you do not want to look like a zebra.”

… says Snooki in an interview with MTV.

 

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Christina Aguilera Is ‘5’2” and 100 Pounds’

March 2, 2011 in Celebrity Weight & Measurements, Christina Aguilera by Versus

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Christina Aguilera Is 52 and 100 Pounds | christina aguilera celebrity weight measurements

Christina Aguilera was arrested today for misdemeanor public intoxication and, according to the police report, Christina is.. umm, 5’2” and 100 pounds (!?). Translation: 157 cm and 45 kg, as in ‘underweight’.

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You can take a look at Christina’s booking sheet that includes her stats HERE!

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