Skinny VS Curvy

You might remember the fuss surrounding Michelle’s legs in one of our previous Skinny VS Curvy battles - in case you want to review the debate, click here!

Moving on, celebs are wearing more and more clothes these days (starting to miss the bikini pics yet?) - but yes, I’m 100% positive that Michelle is curvy under that trench coat - and in case you don’t believe it, here’s a pic that lacks the coat and reveals Michelle’s feminine body, next to Nicole’s always-tiny figure:

As for our skinny representative (who’s looking rather tanned, especially next to almost-as-white-as-Dita Michelle), she’s looking… even skinnier than on the last occasions, so in case she’s on a weight loss mission as we speak, I would advise her to abort it.

Skinny VS Curvy Battle Time! Nicole Richie VS Michelle Trachtenberg! Choose your side!

Here are two girls, both in their early 20’s who happen to have veeeeery different body types:

In the left corner, we’ve got 90210 star Jessica Stroup, who was recently bombed with “scary skinny, emaciated!” comments and advised to gain some weight.

In the right corner, we’ve got Brooke Hogan with her athletic, meaty and strong (some might say “a little thick”?) figure.

While Jessica (who’s looking a little Lollipop-ish above) obviously has a small frame (check her wrists, knees, ankles), Brooke takes after her famous father and presents a big bone structure.

I could go on and on observing and describing the differences between the two girls above, but I know you get the picture. So, Which Body Type Do You Prefer? Jessica Stroup Versus Brooke Hogan!

Look at that: two girls decided to wear all-black outfits, with pretty much the same shoes, minidresses and black stockings. The only difference is that one girl is skinny and the other one’s curvy - perfect for our little battle!

Do you prefer Gwyneth’s tall and lean figure with skinny legs or Lily’s pear shape body with meaty legs? Skinny Versus Curvy Battle Time! Gwyneth Paltrow Versus Lily Allen! Choose your side!

How are we gonna rate this time? Simple: 1 means “chubby/thick” and 10 means “curvy” - is Jordin closer to a thick figure or would you rather say that she’s got the curvy look going on?

Curvy Scale Time! Rate Jordin Sparks!

Versus’s expert rating: Jordin in a 6 on the Chubby to Curvy Scale, as she manages to combine equitably and aesthetically her healthy frame with curves in the right spots.

I thought and I thought some more and then I realized that in case I would have called Jennifer “curvy”, some of you would have jumped to say that she’s not curvy, that Scarlett is curvy and that J is just… chubby / thick. And yeah, you might be right.

So, you know what? Place Jennifer in whatever category you please and label Kelly with “skinny”, “emaciated” or “just fine” - but in the end, the point is that these two girls are as different as you can get in the celebrity world.

It might also be a battle between “underweight” and “overweight” - and yes, I’m sure you prefer something in the middle, but hey, this is the game!

The questions: Whose body is hotter? Whose body would you rather have? Who looks better?

Opposite body types: Kelly Ripa Versus Jennifer Hudson! Choose your side!