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Lisa Marie Presley “Ballooned to 165 Pounds”, Says The Enquirer

March 11, 2010 in Hollywood Moms by Versus

Lisa Marie Presley Ballooned to 165 Pounds, Says The Enquirer | hollywood moms

WOW, you will not believe how unbelievably harsh this article is – “ballooned”, “chunky body”, “bloated body”, “fatal heart attack”, “paunchy midsection” AND a lot of “death”, dead”and “deadly” thrown in there too… all describing Lisa Marie Presley’s weight gain.

Lisa Marie Presley’s weight has recently ballooned to 165 pounds, friends believe, and they fear new binge eating could be endangering her health.

The chunky mother of four needs to lose at least 40 pounds, medical experts say, or put herself at risk of a fatal heart attack.

Lisa Marie’s bloated body is a chilling echo of her father Elvis Presley, who packed on weight near the end of his life – and at 42, she’s the SAME AGE as The King when he died.

Shocking new photos in the print edition clearly show Lisa Marie’s dramatic weight gain, especially her paunchy midsection, and The ENQUIRER can now reveal the secret heartaches behind her potentially deadly health crisis.

Close sources say she may be traumatized by the sudden death of her ex-husband Michael Jackson, frustrated by her stalled music career and battling to shed the baby weight she never lost after giving birth to twins.

For the FULL STORY with all the exclusive details you won’t find anywhere else – pick up the new ENQUIRER — on sale now! PLUS: shocking before and after pix of the once proud beauty who now bears an eerily resemblance to her father, Elvis, at the time of his bloated death!

Lots of unjustified / cruel “death” references in the article, no?

Additional info: Lisa gave birth to twins in October 2008 – and if she is 165 pounds at 5′3”, that means her BMI is 29.2 (overweight).

What do you guys think about this?

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Laetitia Casta’s Dress Is… Almost Nonexistant

March 2, 2010 in General, Hot Models by Versus

Laetitia Castas Dress Is... Almost Nonexistant | general

French beauty Laetitia Casta (31) showed up at the 35th Cesar Film Awards at the Theater du Chatelet on Saturday in a dress that intentionally failed to cover her upper curves.

So how do you like this overly-revealing, see-through-overload, fringey dress?

Laetitia Castas Dress Is... Almost Nonexistant | general

See some more after the jump!

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Taylor Swift’s Oops! Cover Is…

March 1, 2010 in Celebrity Oops, Photoshop Job by Versus

Taylor Swifts Oops! Cover Is... | celebrity oops

So this would be the cover of Russian Oops! Magazine with Taylor Swift on it (in case we choose to believe them).

Taylor Swift’s Oops! Cover Is… INSERT ADJECTIVE.

“Utterly Photoshopped” is taken. Get creative.

Miranda Kerr Looks Different in Flare Magazine

February 11, 2010 in Miranda Kerr, Photoshop Job by Versus

Miranda Kerr Looks Different in Flare Magazine | miranda kerr

Different, aka facially photoshopped.

1. Her actual face is much rounder – why alter it when it’s so, so cute?

2. The nose (!), the eyebrows, the chin, the cheeks, the eyes… all different.

Miranda Kerr Looks Different in Flare Magazine | miranda kerr

Once again: WHY?

Do you think that this version looks like Miranda or is it  a “too much / unnecessary Photoshop” case… yet again?

UPDATE: 2 more pictures added after the jump!

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Madonna Gets a Virtual Makeover

February 6, 2010 in Madonna, Photoshop Job, Then and Now by Versus

Madonna Gets a Virtual Makeover | madonna

So this one on the left would be 51 year-old Madonna posing for Louis Vuitton and the one on the right would be her plastic daughter cartoonized, youngified, why-even-bother-hiring-Madonna-if-you-are-gonna-draw-her-anyway version after it was wildly bombed with various operations in Photoshop.

Nice one, photoshoppers!