Eva Longoria Wears Spanx
Tadaa! Or did we know / suspect / guessed this already?
Regardless, now we have the visual proof.
Eva was wearing a very tight dress at the time which appeard to be made out of an stretchable, shiny fabric – you know what that means: that any rolls you might have (and even the ones you don’t have) might be revealed. (more…)
Let’s Buy Sophie Monk an Actual Hat!
… Cause she desperately wants one.
OK, I’m aware that these photos REQUIRE an explanation, so here it is: Sophie was promoting her body contouring lingerie line. That’s ALL I’ve got.
Why on the head?
Why as a hat?
That remains a mystery.
So… Let’s buy Sophie an actual hat! Who wants to chip in?
Sophie Monk Is Leggy Once Again
That one above looks like “Ouch!”. Why “once again”? Because I don’t know if you noticed, but Sophie is keen on showing us her legs almost every time she steps out. For some leggy proof, click here!
But since her legs are not part of the toothpick trend, nor spot any extra flab, I’ll say: Keep the leggy look coming! (with less fake tan spots, if possible) (more…)
Kelly Osbourne Must Have Had an Accident
Here is Kelly Osbourne walking around with a black eye and some extra bandage – but judging by the attempt of a smile on her face, the bruises are not as painful as they might look. Don’t ask me “What? Where? Who? How?” about the problem Kelly must have had in order to look like the above, nobody knows.
Leaving the accident’s repercussions aside, what are your thoughts?
Photo source: Celebutopia
Lindsay Lohan’s Bust Exposed
OK, so Lindsay is most likely wearing a plain black top that is NOT see-through. But well, with a little help from excessive lighting (check out Lindsay’s translucent, white skin) we get to see through Lindsay’s top.
What can we see, exactly? Well, the first thing that pops in mind is the fact that Lindsay dislikes bras, even though she’s quite generous on top.
Photo source: Celebutopia
Amy Winehouse Says: “Oops!”
I’m not sure what we are seeing under Amy’s skirt and I’m pretty sure it’s not even a big deal, but the look on Amy’s face is pretty funny – even more it seems like she’s saying exactly “oops!” in her mind.
But the highlight of this pic is not the fact that Amy’s pulling up her skirt – in fact, I’m seeing some newly added meat on her. And since she still is super skinny (even if she had gained a few needed pounds), you’ve got to notice that she’s got a pretty generous cleavage for such a pin thin figure.
Paris Hilton Has Never Looked “Better”
Oh my, how do we start? So many things going wrong right here, it’s not even funny.
Obviously Paris paid a visit to the fake tanning salon and somehow forgot to undress before the spraying? Or, she fell asleep during the process, which might explain the excessive tan, too. Or, she got sprayed, then dressed back and since it was a hot day, the intensive sweating (given away by the the overall greasy look) – yucky and 0,1% possible – contaminated the dress.
Lindsay Lohan Says: “Oops!”
If there was a category entitled “Biggest Oops of the Week”, then Lindsay would have taken home the title, no doubt about it. What’s funny about is the fact that Lindsay doesn’t seem panicked that the whole world can see her underwear (considering she was at an event such as MTV Movie Awards), since well, only one hand is trying to repair the situation and the other hand wanders high in the air. Plus, by the big smile on her face, she finds it really amusing, just like we do.
Let’s Buy Kirsten Dunst a Bra
No, I am not going to be mean and brutal and say “eww”, but I will say that a bra is needed. Urgently. Or maybe the deep cleavage is NOT needed. Or the see-through blouse, for that matter. Or the last few drinks. And maybe some longer pants would be appreciated – like the kind of pants that can actually be seen under the blouse, and not just because the blouse is transparent.
So, who wants to chip in?


































