Skinny VS Curvy

British glamour model Gemma Atkinson had a long talk with Nuts magazine. About what, you ask? About body image, body shapes and breast surgery - here are the body-related parts of the interview!

Gemma on her gigantic boobs:

I’m an E cup now, which is pretty big, but not too big for my frame. I’m tall with a strong body, so I don’t look too top heavy. I have to say that having my boobs done hasn’t given me a taste for surgery. I’d never have it done to my face and liposuction is lazy - I’d rather work weight off at the gym. My clothes have changed a lot since I got new breasts two years ago, and I’ve done a calendar with my new assets. People keep saying they’re massive but they’re the same size as they were before - I’ve just lost loads of weight and had my boobs put back to the same size. I read somewhere that they were double-F, but if they were, I wouldn’t be able to walk! I was really surprised at how much coverage they got the enlargement. It felt like the nation was obsessed with them!

Gemma on her sexy curves:

I’d hate to be too skinny. Skinny girls just look ill to me. When I was younger, all the girls wanted to be like Kate Moss, but I wanted to look like Jet from Gladiators or Xena: Warrior Princess! I come from a surdy northern stock. I’m like my mum and my sister - we’re all broad-shouldered with strong legs and curves. I’ve never been fat but when I got asked to do my first men’s mag, I was aware I was carrying too much weight. I had a pot belly and big hamster cheeks! The Hollyoaks producers were brilliant and never put me under pressure to lose weight, but I knew that if I was going to start to do bikini and lingerie shoots, I’d need to improve my figure.”

More lingerie pictures featuring Gemma after the jump!

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In yet another (proven to be successful) attempt to make people talk about them, here is another page of the novel called “Heidi and Spencer Can Not Possibly Be More Ridiculous”.

In previous chapters, you’ve all admired how Barbie and Ken (that now go under the names Heidi and Spencer) have tasted champagne from shiny crystal glasses wearing their swimsuits, how they’ve took long and romantic walks on the beach while posing from the right angles that favor Heidi’s pretty cleavage and how they’ve kissed passionately and spontaneously while mansion-hunting. (more…)

Pamela Anderson is doing what she does best… which is posing, as presented above. But at a second look, I must say that I’ve seen better poses from Pam.

What’s new? Well, the makeup is heavy - but that’s old news, the legs are still skinny and the dress is still very short. Nope, nothing new under the sun.

How do you like it?

Photo source: Celebutopia

Yes, this is pretty major news, considering that Heidi usually looks like THIS. Not that there is anything wrong with Barbie, but let’s face it: she’s made of plastic, she’s got outrageously big boobs on her underweight body, vivid makeup and plastic yellow hair - if you don’t see the resemblance, I can’t help you. Oh, and Barbie prefers pink, just like Heidi on many occasions, such as, you know, the one when she even opted for a gigantic pink hat over a pink dress.

Now this time on the other hand, Heidi must have left her makeup on the beauty desk and her yellow (no, I don’t mean blonde) hair hidden in a pony tail. This is news alright, though I’m not sure whether it’s good or bad news.

P. S. Excuse me for being more abrupt than my usual delicate manners, but it’s pretty easy to make fun of Heidi, the same Heidi who recently compared herself to Jesus (yes, you read it right), because they were both “persecuted by the masses”. Uh huh.

 Photo source: Celebutopia

You’ve all seen Heidi Montag bikini pictures many times by now, but I bet you haven’t seen two of the above pictures till this moment! Why? Simply because just like Heidi has done some “editing” on her body herself, we did it too, for the sake of our little game. If you look closely, you’ll notice multiple differences in various spots on Heidi’s body. No tips this time!

Let’s hear it: which 2 pictures were photoshopped and which one is the real Heidi? You’ll get the answer in 2 days!

Note: This picture was edited by skinnyvscurvy.com for enjoyment reasons only and the above is simply meant to be a lighthearted game.