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Pamela Anderson is doing what she does best… which is posing, as presented above. But at a second look, I must say that I’ve seen better poses from Pam.
What’s new? Well, the makeup is heavy – but that’s old news, the legs are still skinny and the dress is still very short. Nope, nothing new under the sun.
How do you like it?
Photo source: Celebutopia
Yes, this is pretty major news, considering that Heidi usually looks like THIS. Not that there is anything wrong with Barbie, but let’s face it: she’s made of plastic, she’s got outrageously big boobs on her underweight body, vivid makeup and plastic yellow hair – if you don’t see the resemblance, I can’t help you. Oh, and Barbie prefers pink, just like Heidi on many occasions, such as, you know, the one when she even opted for a gigantic pink hat over a pink dress.
Now this time on the other hand, Heidi must have left her makeup on the beauty desk and her yellow (no, I don’t mean blonde) hair hidden in a pony tail. This is news alright, though I’m not sure whether it’s good or bad news.
P. S. Excuse me for being more abrupt than my usual delicate manners, but it’s pretty easy to make fun of Heidi, the same Heidi who recently compared herself to Jesus (yes, you read it right), because they were both “persecuted by the masses”. Uh huh.
Photo source: Celebutopia
You’ve all seen Heidi Montag bikini pictures many times by now, but I bet you haven’t seen two of the above pictures till this moment! Why? Simply because just like Heidi has done some “editing” on her body herself, we did it too, for the sake of our little game. If you look closely, you’ll notice multiple differences in various spots on Heidi’s body. No tips this time!
Let’s hear it: which 2 pictures were photoshopped and which one is the real Heidi? You’ll get the answer in 2 days!
Here is Heidi Montag in a bikini and yes, of course this is a spontaneous candid. No, Heidi is not wearing any make-up, she naturally looks like that, just like everything else about her is natural.
In case you are still not convinced, the rest of the pictures from this set were also picturing Spencer on the beach with Heidi and they were doing something that all people naturally do on the beach – and that would be drinking champagne from fancy glasses.
On a body related note, I have to say that Heidi is not looking as super skinny as I would have expected (good thing!): she’s got a super flat stomach, but also a plump little booty and curvy hips!
Not many weight-related stuff have happened to Heidi since we’ve last seen her. Still on the plastic fake skinny territory. The extra weight she might be carrying in the above picture would be from the giant umbrella she is wearing on her head and good for her blonde head that it can carry such extra weight. Now onto the fashion-wannabe delight that we can see here, how on earth did she convince Spencer to wear the least “peacock macho” color out there, just to play the matchy matchy couple, a sort of Barbie and Ken in their little plastic fake perfect world?
Heidi’s a size 0, so let’s start from that. And Heidi’s body includes, besides the apparent skin and bones, some less natural materials, such as, you know. Now, to say it remotely nicely, Heidi’s got some skinny legs. And saying the same thing less delicately (and yes, we can afford to do this, since, well, we’re not afraid of attacks coming from Heidi’s large fan base), Heidi’s got “hen legs” (haha, there, we subtly avoided “chicken”). Let’s see: the “incredibly rare” nuance of blonde with plastified effect hair, the newer, smaller, creepier version of a nose, the former A, present D cup, the already mentioned “hen legs”… yes.
