Skinny VS Curvy

Umm, excuse me for the observation, but I’m a little confused at this point on who the pregnant Simpson is. I think it might be Jessica after all - or it might be the fact that yet again, Jess didn’t exactly follow my advices on how to dress for her V body shape (I spot improvement since last time, though).

Now Ashlee on the other hand, that dress is definitely for her growing baby bump: comfy enough to accommodate the bulge and perfectly cut to make Ashlee seem like the skinny sister, even though she’s in her second pregnancy trimester.

What are your thoughts?

Photo credits: Wenn, Fame

One of the unwritten rules in Hollywood that regard weight and body appearance is that celebrities have to gain much less weight that regular girls when pregnant. Sure, there are a few exceptions, one called Kate Hudson. But Minnie here doesn’t seem to be an exception, since most of the gained weight went to the belly and just a few other pounds there and there.

Don’t point to the big shoulders, she’s always had them. And don’t mind the face, she probably just took a zip of that ice cold smoothie.

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Yes, this is the Simpson’s day - first dressy Jessica and now pregnant Ashlee. But as I promised, we’ve got to bring on the updates on Ashlee Simpson’s belly bulge, a belly bulge who won’t become noticeable just yet. In fact, I do spot some extra pounds on Ashlee, especially in the hip area, but that could be just the dress playing its unflattering mission.

OK, so you are wondering how come I have already written some lines without mentioning the so-out-there cleavage and boobs coming out of the very low cut dress, without a bra underneath and “oh my God, I though Jessica was the booby one”, but just so you know, I won’t say a thing. 

Ashlee and Jessica have been playing the “I’m hotter now/ No, I am” game for a long while and while Jessica is the one with a reputation that includes words like “sexy” or “hot” more, some prefer Ashlee’s less conventional hotness.

So, on the left, we’ve got younger and redder “pregnant, but not showing” Ashlee and on the right, we’ve got blonder, curvier and “more ripe” Jessica. What do these girls have in common, besides their parents, genes and some features? Count in the fact that they were at the same even last night and wore dark colored dresses and big funky earrings. Glittery knees were optional.

Who’s hotter? Ashlee or Jessica Simpson?

Not only did Ashlee finally confirm that she is expecting a baby, but she also confirmed that she is in her second semester - wow! Ashlee said she wanted to wait until after the first semester to confirm the news - or, as we, the suspicious minds might put it, until she got enough “oh I’m pregnant, oh I’m not” publicity.

What can we say? We can definitely say that she hasn’t gained any weight at all to this point and looks borderline slim to skinny. There will be updates on how big Ashlee’s belly (and other) will grow!

Now I know why Angelina was wearing all those long and large dresses that didn’t even let us guess her figure - ok, I admit, purse speculation, but still a possible reason - to avoid being targeted with comments such as: “Oh my God look how thin her legs are and she is about to pop!”. And since she is wearing pants this time, we can actually see and not just intuit that her legs are, indeed still very skinny, just like we said about her arms some days ago.