Skinny VS Curvy

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Ashlee and Jessica have been playing the “I’m hotter now/ No, I am” game for a long while and while Jessica is the one with a reputation that includes words like “sexy” or “hot” more, some prefer Ashlee’s less conventional hotness.

So, on the left, we’ve got younger and redder “pregnant, but not showing” Ashlee and on the right, we’ve got blonder, curvier and “more ripe” Jessica. What do these girls have in common, besides their parents, genes and some features? Count in the fact that they were at the same even last night and wore dark colored dresses and big funky earrings. Glittery knees were optional.

Who’s hotter? Ashlee or Jessica Simpson?

Not only did Ashlee finally confirm that she is expecting a baby, but she also confirmed that she is in her second semester - wow! Ashlee said she wanted to wait until after the first semester to confirm the news - or, as we, the suspicious minds might put it, until she got enough “oh I’m pregnant, oh I’m not” publicity.

What can we say? We can definitely say that she hasn’t gained any weight at all to this point and looks borderline slim to skinny. There will be updates on how big Ashlee’s belly (and other) will grow!

Now I know why Angelina was wearing all those long and large dresses that didn’t even let us guess her figure - ok, I admit, purse speculation, but still a possible reason - to avoid being targeted with comments such as: “Oh my God look how thin her legs are and she is about to pop!”. And since she is wearing pants this time, we can actually see and not just intuit that her legs are, indeed still very skinny, just like we said about her arms some days ago.

Angelina Jolie sure loves those long, large and flowy dresses that she wears both on the red carpet and when walking through the city. Now the dress doesn’t let us guess her exact shape or the number of pounds she has put on since she got pregnant, because it is not exactly tight spandex that explodes on her curves. But looking at Angie’s arms, we can definitely say that she hasn’t gained substantial amounts of weight. In fact, her arms are pretty skinny and we know that she is hiding her trademark skinny legs under the dress, as well.

… And the reason why they do so can be seen above. Eva Longoria has been showing a (pretty unusual for her skinny figure) belly bulge and tadaa!, people started to talk baby names already. Wait, people are talking even if a celebrity does not present any bulge at all, just for the fun of it, so why be surprised?

And in case (in the very likely case) Eva is not pregnant and has simply been eating more than appetizers and diet coke for a while, there is still nothing to worry about, because she probably is just a few sit-ups and jogging sessions away from her previous skinny self.

What do you say?

Before the pregnancy, Jessica Alba was a health and fitness nut - and the results lead her to the top of “who’s sexiest” charts. In the first months of her pregnancy, Jessica Alba was still a fitness nut - and some started to get worried that she was spending too much time and energy in the gym. But judging on the picture above, Jessica hasn’t gained much weight during her pregnancy, just like she hasn’t gained back her pre-Cash Warren smile.

Let’s place our bets! How fast will Jessica shed the pounds after giving birth? Will she beat the Jennifer Lopez and Nicole Richie records? Will she go back to her skinniest days or will she settle for a more comfortable and easier to achieve number on the scale? What do you think?