Skinny VS Curvy

When you can wear a dress that tight and that white and look that slim, then you know you belong on the Skinny Scale! What is the Skinny Scale, you ask? It’s a rating system destined to grade the skinny celebrities from 1 to 10, 1 being the “so not skinny” and 10 being “so soooo skinny”.

I guess you agree that Heidi is looking particularly narrow and thin in the above picture, with tiny hips, tiny waist and thin legs (even with the cut of the shoes and the cut of the dress that generally thicken the legs). So, what do you think? How would you place Heidi on the skinny scale?

Versus’s expert rating: Heidi’s rate is 7. No bones in sight, that’s true, but no visible body fat either.

Photo source: Celebutopia

There are some celebrities that definitely belong on the curvy scale and Scarlett sure is one of them. I mean, she belongs on the curvy scale like Victoria Beckham belongs on the Skinny Scale. If there are still some of you out there that are about to say: “Curvy? curvy is Beth Ditto!”, then please read our definition of the terms!

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Here is America Ferrera showing us some upper curves. You can blame the puffy dress for not revealing the lower ones - but you can be sure that she’s got them. Now here is the question for you: how would you rate America’s curviness on a scale from 1 to 10, where 1 stands for “no curves in sight” and 10 is “maximum curves in sight”? It’s Curvy Scale time! Rate America Ferrera!

Versus’s expert verdict: America is a 7. Moderate curves in the right spots, plus some extra softness all around for a feminine look.

Nicky Hilton is, apparently, ambitious enough to maintain this low weight she has been spotting for a while now. While the pin thin legs and the lack of body fat might attract the skinny lovers, there are some disadvantages that come with this super skinny territory. Like what? Like the long face and gaunt expression that manages to do nothing else but kidnap the youth and freshness of one’s face.

We all know that Nicky is skinny - but how skinny is she? Rate her on a scale from 1 to 10, where 1 is “skinny? girl should hit the gym” and 10 is “skip the gym and hit the food court!” Skinny Scale Time! Rate Nicky Hilton!

Versus’s expert verdict: Nicky deserves a 7, but I might change my mind and offer her an 8 from a different angle. When your knees look like they could hurt someone, then you know you deserve to be on the skinny scale.

Even though this picture doesn’t do Beyonce’s curves justice, you all know how voluptuous she is and how she fills those mermaid dresses (and sometimes bursts out of them) on the red carpet, right? So yes, she is definitely one of the best ones to compete on the Curvy Scale! OK, I can’t help myself: yes, this is still about curves, not clothes, but a tiny, tiny tip: throw the shiny stockings. Better yet, burn them.

So, say what you have to say! It’s Curvy Scale Time! Rate Beyonce on a scale from 1 to 10, where 1 stands for “Curvy Scale? I’d say Skinny Scale!” and 10 is “Danger zone: curves about to explode.”

Versus’s expert verdict: I’d give her an 8 when she’s at a higher weight and a 7 when she is at a lower weight. Or an 8 in a tight dress and a 7 in a loose one.

Alicia Keys has got, besides an un-debatable sack of talent, some true curves that we can intuit through the fitting jeans. Now these surely are discussable, so let’s debate upon them!

What do you all think? How would you rate Alicia’s curviness on a scale from 1 to 10, where 1 represents “you call these sticks thighs?” and 10 stands for “booty is an understatement. more like booooty”.

Versus’s expert rating: Can I use the arithmetical average formula? Ok then, 5 for the upper half and umm, 9 for the bottom half. 5, 899, right? No? Really? How do you calculate it? Hey, I’m a celebrity body expert, ok?