Skinny VS Curvy

If any of you out there are wondering whether Posh is looking slightly healthier these days, the answer would be pretty clear while looking at the picture above, as in “Nope” (if the “diminutive of thighs” doesn’t convince you, then the skin-through collar bones probably will). It is a mystery how any pair of jeans can fit that perfectly and tightly on a size 00 body - the result of her long term 900 calorie diet - , unless we listen to the rumors which say that she gets her clothes readjusted after purchasing them, diva style.

So, what do you say? How would you rate her on the skinny scale? Rate Victoria Beckham from 1 to 10, 1 meaning “girl’s place is on Chubby Scale” and 10 meaning “at least she’s got bodyguards to catch her if she faints”.

Versus’s expert verdict: Posh is an 8. If Posh’s knees and an average woman’s wrists would enter a competition called “who’s skinnier?”, the knees would take home the crown.

Katherine Heigl is not a skinny girl, and hooray, cause the second last thing Hollywood needs after “tanned blonds with generic looks” is yet another skinny celeb. And since she is probably 10 lbs over the “skinny prototype highest limit”, aka 120 lbs and most likely fills more than a full B cup, plus she’s got, as seen above, a noticeable rear, she classifies in the curvy sector.

So, what do you think? How would you rate her on the Curvy Scale? Ratings start from 1 and top with 10, where 1 is “flat glass rather than hourglass” and 10 is “plump & round hourglass reinvented”

Versus’s expert verdict: Katherine is a 6. Thin enough to be skinny-lovers’ secret daydream and plump enough to be on curvy-lovers’ “who I’d like to marry” list.

Weight probably isn’t the most striking problem and concern when looking at Amy Winehouse, right? But while we’re at it, well… it’s obvious that the girl is on the skinny ground (yes, trying to avoid the “skinny territory” cliche). Some might scream out “chicken legs” but hey, we are trying to be delicate here. The thing is Amy sure knows how to compensate the “fat-lacking-legs” with an over-the-top hairstyle, to say it nicely.

What do you say? How would you rate Amy’s skinniness on a scale from 1 to 10, where 1 stands for “what skinny? girl should quit fries & mayo!” and 10 is “girl needs fries & mayo asap!”

Versus’s expert rating: Amy Winhouse is an 8. Reason 1: I spot cheekbones, don’t spot cheeks. Reason 2: Hello, hello, hips, why don’t you copy?