Skinny VS Curvy

In case you missed Mischa’s cellulite, you’d be glad to know that it made a comeback - kindly take a look above. Before any of you rush to say that I apparently enjoy to point out the mushiness, err, not really. Fact is, 1. plenty of you people enjoy seeing it and 2. why go for “cellulite exposed” when you can go “cellulite undercover”?

My point is that Mischa is fully aware that the media is with the eyes on her back thighs, since the balcony pictures that were loaded with cellulite, yet she insists on wearing the shortest skirts  - and I bet she would  definitely  get less “Mischa’s  Cellulite” tabloid covers if she opted for an outfit just a few inches longer.

Photo source: Celeb Gossipz

Yes, we are seeing loads of Lauren Conrad these days, but hey, don’t blame me, blame her popularity. So, here she is, filming (please read “acting”) for reality-show-wannabe “The Hills”, looking pretty glam in a short skirt, both from the front and from the back. Didn’t gain or lose anything since yesterday (as in the last time we saw her) and didn’t get extra curves over night.

What do you have to say about Lauren’s figure and looks?

Lily Allen doesn’t appear to be one of those girls who would diet their way till a size 0, just like she is not one of those girls who would always wear the slimming spandex and black combo. Lily Allen doesn’t seem like she cares if we all see her topless, so why are we surprised.

I mean, pairing big & white sport shoes with a mini skirt, without worrying that her legs don’t look like Giselle’s definitely sustains this fact. No heels, no black, no leg coverage - one one hand, she is basically welcoming criticism from the ones that love to throw “she’s fat” comments simply because she is not looking like Posh, but on the other hand, good for her for not caring.

Nicole definitely has a subscription for the skinny scale and for the battle between the pin thin and the voluptuous celebrities, just like Beyonce belongs on the curvy scale! In this case,  it is more like a battle of the legs, since both ladies are showing them off in some green outfits. And yes, yet again, Beyonce insists with shiny stockings, just like Nicole insists to make her already skinny legs look slimmer with opaque black ones.

So, let’s here it! Choose your side: It’s Skinny Versus Curvy Battle Time! Do you prefer the tiny Nicole or the thicker Beyonce?

Here’s a fact: when the calves are visually larger than your thighs, then you know that you’ve got to open the fridge or the menu, simple as that. Now it is quite a performance to look as skinny and to be, at the same time, as toned as Anna appears to be in the above picture, but I guess this is the look she is going for (well, otherwise, she wouldn’t have exhibited it so clearly in a short skirt), since she has been spotted working out and jogging.

Do you like Anna’s body size or are you advising her to gain a few pounds in order to look like she is not gonna break when she steps healthier?

Wait, wait, I am looking for the baby bump. Scanning, processing… nope, no sign of it. While Ashlee Simpson is still enjoying the “Is she pregnant? Is she not?” promotion that sells albums and concert tickets, she still looks mighty slim. This is probably the slimmest look you can get without your bones protruding out. Now her body doesn’t particularly spell “hourglass” or “small waist” and the high waisted skirt sure does a great job at amplifying this fact. But well, the overall result is pretty delightful, so let’s let her be.

What do you guys have to say? How do you like Ashlee’s “mom-to-be or not” body?