Skinny VS Curvy

Victoria Beckham never stops to surprise - while in some pictures she is looking slightly like a person who snacks (”eats” is too much of a word), in others she takes a full turn towards the scary skinny territory. Such as in this one. The only skin Victoria is showing is her chest, which is obviously as bony as it can get. Now I wonder: when she’ll show off more, how worried will we be?

But the bones are not the only thing about Victoria that can make us go “oh my God!”. Take a look at those legs. I want to say tiny, minuscule legs, but it is still an understatement.

What do you say? Do you think this can possibly be a healthy look?

Yes, yes, I know, these are definitely some Gossip Girl celebrities-loaded days. And while we were saying just some days ago that Leighton Meester doesn’t seem like she spends most of her life in the gym and appears to be eating like, you know, 3 meals per day… we are inclined to change our minds here. Take a look at the above picture of Leighton on set - doesn’t she appear to be skinnier? Or should we be convinced that the slimming effect is thanks to the green heels? And last time we checked, pale skin, large red and green prints, paired with over sized yellow bags don’t actually make you look 10 pounds lighter. Regardless, Leighton Meester looks fit and fab, and, like in the true Gossip Girl style, an ultimate vanguard fashionista.

How do you like it?

Heidi’s a size 0, so let’s start from that. And Heidi’s body includes, besides the apparent skin and bones, some less natural materials, such as, you know. Now, to say it remotely nicely, Heidi’s got some skinny legs. And saying the same thing less delicately (and yes, we can afford to do this, since, well, we’re not afraid of attacks coming from Heidi’s large fan base), Heidi’s got “hen legs” (haha, there, we subtly avoided “chicken”). Let’s see: the “incredibly rare” nuance of blonde with plastified effect hair, the newer, smaller, creepier version of a nose, the former A, present D cup, the already mentioned “hen legs”… yes.