Skinny VS Curvy

Here is Heidi Montag in a bikini and yes, of course this is a spontaneous candid. No, Heidi is not wearing any make-up, she naturally looks like that, just like everything else about her is natural.

In case you are still not convinced, the rest of the pictures from this set were also picturing Spencer on the beach with Heidi and they were doing something that all people naturally do on the beach – and that would be drinking champagne from fancy glasses.

On a body related note, I have to say that Heidi is not looking as super skinny as I would have expected (good thing!): she’s got a super flat stomach, but also a plump little booty and curvy hips!

It appears that Heidi is not the only girl on the popular The Hills who is not saying “no” to certain aesthetic improvements. But while Heidi seems to be best friends with the less natural beauty techniques, Audrina appears to limiting her adjustments to 1 (or 2, to be more exact). However, Audrina looks pretty hot in the above picture, both from the frontal and from the back perspective: toned, tanned, slim, cellulite-free. If you agree, you’ll be glad to know that you can watch her in a bikini in motion, since she just landed a movie role.

Lauren Conrad and her fringe boots seemed to be in a happy mood the other day in Hollywood. Why? Probably because soap-opera reality show The Hills is doing great. And besides great, it’s doing a fourth season. So I guess that we will be seeing Lauren around for a while, with or without the (possibly trendy?) fringe boots.

No onto body talk: Lauren has been heavier than this (probably around the beginning of the soap-opera reality show) and she’s also been skinnier, but this middle-ish figure seems quite shapely and healthy.

What do you think?

Not many weight-related stuff have happened to Heidi since we’ve last seen her. Still on the plastic fake skinny territory. The extra weight she might be carrying in the above picture would be from the giant umbrella she is wearing on her head and good for her blonde head that it can carry such extra weight. Now onto the fashion-wannabe delight that we can see here, how on earth did she convince Spencer to wear the least “peacock macho” color out there, just to play the matchy matchy couple, a sort of Barbie and Ken in their little plastic fake perfect world?

Lauren Conrad claims to be a size 2. Hmm…

Other celebrities have claimed in the past they were a size 2 and we sorta didn’t believe them.  She’s definitely a size 2 in empire waist dresses made of flowy and elastic canvas, but I have a little trouble believing that she wears size 2 pants.

What do you guys think? Does Lauren look close to a size 2?

Heidi’s a size 0, so let’s start from that. And Heidi’s body includes, besides the apparent skin and bones, some less natural materials, such as, you know. Now, to say it remotely nicely, Heidi’s got some skinny legs. And saying the same thing less delicately (and yes, we can afford to do this, since, well, we’re not afraid of attacks coming from Heidi’s large fan base), Heidi’s got “hen legs” (haha, there, we subtly avoided “chicken”). Let’s see: the “incredibly rare” nuance of blonde with plastified effect hair, the newer, smaller, creepier version of a nose, the former A, present D cup, the already mentioned “hen legs”… yes.