Skinny VS Curvy

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Yes, that’s right, some designer actually thought that was a good idea. Oh wait, not trying to influence matters here (even though the balance is really pulling towards “eww” this time, there, I’ve said it). So, to bring some positive light, Solange’s outfit is… interesting…. original… innovative…. ok, I’m running out of adjectives here.

Solange Knowles in patterned pink stockings - Wow or Eww?

Photo credit: Wenn

Umm… well… err… the pictures speak for themselves, so I’ll save my harsh words for Heidi Montag. But you can let them flow!

So, rhetoric question: How do you find Pam’s makeup?

Leaving the eyeliner and lip liner delight aside, just look how tiny Pam’s legs look when found in the proximity of Pam’s overly enhanced bust.

In case you haven’t figured it out by now and still wondering what exactly is the thing that Kirsten is doing repeatedly is…

Nice version: exhibiting her unique sense of style.

Ugly version: looking like a homeless person.

Kirsten also has the tendency of forgetting certain clothing items when getting dressed - in most cases, the bra is the missing (and highly needed) piece. In this case, the pants seem to be undercover.

Photo credit: Wire Image

Yes, I know the correct title would have said “Ugly Betty” instead of America’s name, but you’ve got it that our girl is on set.

My question is: why try as hard as possible to mismatch the outfits that outrageously, when the result doesn’t look realistic at all? Why not go for an outdated, plain, unfashionable outfit, that real people might actually wear instead of this rainbow mixture of different patterns and textures that may give us a headache?

What do you feel about it?

Photo credit: Wenn

Last time we saw Katie, she was wearing men’s jeans. And gloves. And no, the last time we saw Katie was not in January, she was wearing long, black gloves in the middle of the summer, without any apparent reason. In case you missed it, click here!

This time, Katie is, yet again, really close to a manly outfit - thank God for the shoes that are saving the situation a little. But the rest, starting with the large jeans to the belt and from the cardigan that screams “Tom’s style” to the (overly debated) hair, Katie is just very, very far (on another planet, actually) from the Katie she once was.

Photo credit: Splash News Online

Since I’m not about to be harsh here, I’ll just compromise by saying that Elisa has looked hotter. And facts are that she didn’t lose her charm and her figure since those times - because her outfit is the only one responsible for her make-under. What’s wrong with it?

Firstly, the length of the pants, which are doing some damage to her already short body. And since the pants alone didn’t do a sufficient job, the shoes come along and cut Elisa’s legs even more - with the result of making her look even stumpier.

Versus’s expert advice: Throw the shoes away, make a cute pair of tiny shorts out of those pants (and wear them on another occasion), grab some heels and a midi skirt and show us all just how hot you can be!

Photo source: Gecce