Skinny VS Curvy

Wow, dumb me – here I was thinking that that dramatic makeup (that intentionally doesn’t follow the contour of the eyes) was Christina’s stage look, like at the VMA’s… or like in her promo pictures. I guess it’s her daily makeup now.

Same Christina recently said that she’ll keep on going strong with the sexual look, because it is important for her to stay true to herself. The exact quote?

“It is important to show Max what mommy does. It is really important to me is that he is an individual and that’s why it is important for me to stay true to myself. If it happens to be raunchy so be it! It’s a matter of self expression to me.”

What do you have to say about it?

…Or part 128, I don’t know, I lost track.

Facts are that Audrina’s boobs look like they could be the younger lost twins of Tori Spelling’s boobs – and you just know it, that can’t be good news.

Say your thoughts!

Photo credit: Wenn

OK, I agree that the first pic is a little cruel – but so is that dress she’s wearing.

What’s even crueler is the way they butchered Jennifer’s body in the magazine – wait, what body? It was a “copy JLo’s head and paste it on a size 2 body belonging to a model” technique, right? Yeah, I guessed so.

I’m not sure if I should use big words such as “offensive” or downright yell “Do they really think we’re stupid?”, but I will tell you that: I”ll vote for JLo’s real body with all the back fat and cellulite-full booty in the world rather than the sad, sad illusion on the right.

More photoshopped pics of JLo with top designers after the jump!

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This is getting old, so let’s recapitulate:

Big prints on bog boobs? That would be a no-no.

Huge volume on huge boobs? You guessed, that’s another no-no.

Big hair, big boobs, bip blouse, big patterns - Big, big NO-NO! (more…)

Dear Jennifer,

1. You’ve got the boobs.

2. You’ve got the waist.

3. You’ve got the hips.

Question: Why wear such a puffy dress that hides them all?

In case you still don’t believe me when I say that this is so not the dress for Jennifer, take a look at J’s amazing potential in the right dress!

Umm… never thought I’d have the chance to say this, but it looks that even skinny Audrina doesn’t look like perfection in skinny jeans. Because here she is wearing one pair and looking much shorter than her usual self.

In fact, at a second look, her legs actually look shorter than they usually appear to be. Well, maybe a pair of heels would have saved the situation. 

Who agrees, who doesn’t?

Photo credit: Bauer Griffin

Yes, that’s right, some designer actually thought that was a good idea. Oh wait, not trying to influence matters here (even though the balance is really pulling towards “eww” this time, there, I’ve said it). So, to bring some positive light, Solange’s outfit is… interesting…. original… innovative…. ok, I’m running out of adjectives here.

Solange Knowles in patterned pink stockings – Wow or Eww?

Photo credit: Wenn

Umm… well… err… the pictures speak for themselves, so I’ll save my harsh words for Heidi Montag. But you can let them flow!

So, rhetoric question: How do you find Pam’s makeup?

Leaving the eyeliner and lip liner delight aside, just look how tiny Pam’s legs look when found in the proximity of Pam’s overly enhanced bust.

In case you haven’t figured it out by now and still wondering what exactly is the thing that Kirsten is doing repeatedly is…

Nice version: exhibiting her unique sense of style.

Ugly version: looking like a homeless person.

Kirsten also has the tendency of forgetting certain clothing items when getting dressed – in most cases, the bra is the missing (and highly needed) piece. In this case, the pants seem to be undercover.

Photo credit: Wire Image

Yes, I know the correct title would have said “Ugly Betty” instead of America’s name, but you’ve got it that our girl is on set.

My question is: why try as hard as possible to mismatch the outfits that outrageously, when the result doesn’t look realistic at all? Why not go for an outdated, plain, unfashionable outfit, that real people might actually wear instead of this rainbow mixture of different patterns and textures that may give us a headache?

What do you feel about it?

Photo credit: Wenn