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Star Jones in a White Bikini

January 1, 2009 in Celebrity Cellulite, Front and Back by Versus

Star Jones in a White Bikini | celebrity cellulite

Second bikini stop in the brand new 2009: 46 year-old Star Jones, in a two piece white bikini!

It’s pretty obvious that Star didn’t maintain her super thin post-surgery figure – and since she’s got a fuller, curvier body now, I would have chosen a more flattering, non-white, one-piece swimsuit.

Lots of pictures and lots of angles after the jump!

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Eva Longoria in a Tight & Shiny Dress

December 10, 2008 in Body Type and Clothes, Eva Longoria by Versus

Eva Longoria in a Tight & Shiny Dress | body type clothes

Eva is definitely thin – even more so, she’s lost some weight since the orange bikini pictures – but tight dresses made of shiny, silk-like fabrics which also happen to be elastic are usually recommended to the (very few) ones that have flat-as-a-board stomachs.

The shiny fabric creates lots of shades even on the smallest bumps – and believe it or not, I’ve seen cases (not celebrities, though) in which this type of dress and fabric (in collaboration with mean, mean lighting) reveal even cellulite.

 

Hilary Duff’s Quirky Outfit – Wow or Eww?

December 6, 2008 in Body Type and Clothes, Hilary Duff, Wow or Eww? by Versus

Hilary Duff’s Quirky Outfit – Wow or Eww? | body type clothes

Hmm… Hilary is experimenting a lot with clothes these days, isn’t she? Click here for yet another “experiment”! And since experiments are debatable, Hilary currently has a subscription at our “Wow or Eww?” category.

About today’s outfit:

1. Even though Hilary is a slim girl, I think that the skirt adds unnecessary (and somewhat unaesthetic) volume on Hilary’s hips.

2. Usually, thick belts – or, in this case, waist corsets – have the role to make the waist look slimmer, but I think we get the opposite here. Why? Because of that shiny central leathery part that looks like a cropped rhombus: a concave shape instead of the convex one would have optically slimmed the middle area.

You decide: Hilary Duff’s Quirky Outfit – Wow or Eww?

Eva Longoria Wears Spanx

November 20, 2008 in Celebrity Oops, Eva Longoria by Versus

Eva Longoria Wears Spanx | celebrity oops

Tadaa! Or did we know / suspect / guessed this already?

Regardless, now we have the visual proof.

Eva was wearing a very tight dress at the time which appeard to be made out of an stretchable, shiny fabric – you know what that means: that any rolls you might have (and even the ones you don’t have) might be revealed. Read the rest of this entry →

Britney, Is That You?

November 13, 2008 in Britney Spears, Photoshop Job by Versus

Britney, Is That You? | britney spears

In a world where Photoshop has become as mandatory as air, this would be Britney’s latest promo for her new album Circus. You can find the cover of the same album HERE.

As for the question in the title… I’m not talking about the body, the body is fine, it looks like it belongs to Britney (minus the greasy / plastic effect on the skin, that is) – I am talking about the face. And the hair. The smile. The features. Do they belong to Britney?

Let’s see your votes!

P.S. I’m pretty sure that the hair belongs to Jessica Simpson.