Skinny VS Curvy

Since I wrote the title, which was exactly 3 seconds ago, I changed my mind about trading the word “interesting” for the word “terrible”. I’m not exactly gonna say that Lily doesn’t have the mini thighs that she would need in order to pull off those pants, because I’m pretty sure that they will look tacky on anyone, regardless of the thigh circumference.

Now besides the animal print (which works and rocks may clothing items, just not pants), she cut of the pants is truly unflattering - girls with pear body shapes can rarely pull off tight pants that are cut below the knees, especially light colored ones. And since the top is only accentuating Lily’s A shape and “small breasts-big thighs combo”, I’d say that the outfit is, unfortunately, terrible.

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When you’ve already got a very curvy body that also happens to respect the proportion of an hourglass, then the last thing you want is to add some extra puffiness and roundness to it, especially in your middle section. It wouldn’t be a pity if Kim didn’t have a slim and nicely contoured waist - but she does and she should definitely accentuate it with the cut of the dresses. Because if she doesn’t…

Big and balloonish booty + big and balloonish boobs + balloonish dress = a really balloonish result.

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Jessica is one of the most reputable yo-yo dieters in Hollywood, no doubt about that. Even though she was never scary skinny, nor too thick, Jessica’s weight is fluctuating a lot and on a rapid rate.

Besides the fact that Jessica put on some pounds, she also put on the WRONG dresses. What’s wrong with them? Well, the numerous frills in the boob area are definitely adding unneeded roundness to the already round and big boobs. Secondly, because of the same big and round boobs, there are slim chances to look slim in high-waisted puffy dresses, simply because it looks like the boobs are meeting the belly. Of course, the voluminous hair doesn’t help either. How should Jessica dress? (more…)

In case this pictures of the makeup-free Jessica Biel (who, by the way, looks like she is not even related with the red carpet Jessica Biel or with the men’s magazine’s Jessica Biel) is not enough, click here for an even more tired looking and makeup-free face.

OK, so I guess the conclusion would be that she doesn’t like to wear it - but you’d figure she’d at least wear it when she is going out to dinner at a fancy restaurant with her boyfriend, because that is the situation here. By the look on her face on the left, you’d say that she just got out of a crying session, but seeing Justin’s smile on the right, I guess that wasn’t the case.

Can’t end without saying that even after a long and deep glaze and analysis, I still can’t figure how a red and white summer dress matches with a dark green leather jacket and with a striped grey and black scarf.

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Err… how should I start? OK, maybe by saying that this was a bad day for Mischa. Why? With the risk of being brutally honest, everything went wrong the minute she chose that outfit. Let’s see:

1. Mischa should learn once and for all that she is a pear shape and dress accordingly. A bottom heavy girl can rarely pull of leggings (or skintight pants). A bottom heavy girl can almost never pull of leggings that are not in slimming black and, on top, that have a certain shimmer. Wait, there is more: a bottom heavy girl can NEVER EVER pull of leggings with a short top. Well, Mischa proves that all the mentioned rules are correct. (more…)