Skinny VS Curvy

Jennifer knows precisely how to dress for her new body that slightly differs from her pre-pregnancy fit figure:

1. Jennifer knows just how short the dress can be in order to hide the back thigh cellulite (that appears in the bikini pictures).

2. Jennifer knows that one of the most efficient ways to camouflage any negative post-pregnancy effects on her body is to flaunt the positive effects instead, such as: full cleavage.

3. Jennifer also knows that dresses with a high waist and delicately pleated just above the stomach can perfectly hide all possible love handles or any new mommy flab.   

4. Jennifer knows that a thick belt displayed on the right spot does a great job in hiding a small post-baby belly.

Photo credits: Fame, INF

I could have easily made out of these pics a title like” Who Pulls Off the Little White Dress?”, “Who’s Blonder?” or “Who Got the Tan Right, for a Change?”, but for now, Tara and Paris are competing in the Skinny Department. And if you look at them, it seems that they went for the same white summer dress, bleach and tan formula.

So, let’s hear your verdict! Who’s skinnier? Tara Reid or Paris Hilton?

Photo source: Celebutopia

Today is “White Dresses Day!” - following Heidi Klum, but on a more casual level, here are Jennifer Love Hewitt and Kristin Davis, both wearing some long, flowy white dresses (or skirt and blouse, in Kristin’s case). And yes, the white dresses will keep on coming, stay tuned.

And you know what these white outfits do, besides blowing in the wind and being part of a laid back style? They pretty much cover Jennifer’s and Kristin’s curvy hips - but while Kristin opted for a bow (?) to point out her slim waist, Jennifer pointed out something else (at a very close look).

So, which one of these curvy ladies do you prefer? Who looks better/hotter/prettier in this white look?

Photo source: A Class Celebs

When you can wear a dress that tight and that white and look that slim, then you know you belong on the Skinny Scale! What is the Skinny Scale, you ask? It’s a rating system destined to grade the skinny celebrities from 1 to 10, 1 being the “so not skinny” and 10 being “so soooo skinny”.

I guess you agree that Heidi is looking particularly narrow and thin in the above picture, with tiny hips, tiny waist and thin legs (even with the cut of the shoes and the cut of the dress that generally thicken the legs). So, what do you think? How would you place Heidi on the skinny scale?

Versus’s expert rating: Heidi’s rate is 7. No bones in sight, that’s true, but no visible body fat either.

Photo source: Celebutopia

Now this is a “shoot two rabbits with one shot” picture, ain’t it? We get to see Leighton’s both sides and we can always intuit how she looks from the profile. Firstly, she is looking as pasty white as she can, which by the way, we can only appreciate, considering Hollywood’s color ranges from blotchy orange with spots of white and freckles mixture, aka you know who to the overly popular “carroty”.

Now onto Leighton’s bod: while she, as well as her reflection in the mirror, appear to be at a weight which presupposes eating 3 meals on daily basis (whoo!), you probably can’t kill flies on her legs. Or on her arms for that matter. Or wherever else you please. Yes, I’m saying that she is not particularly toned, for all of you who get it slower.

What do you think?