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Here’s curvy girl and yo-yo dieter Mariah in a little red number matched with white boots (Christmas Spirit!).
A little better than the extra-tight dresses she usually wears, right?
Thoughts, remarks, comments?
P.S. That’s got to be world’s tiniest cleavage cut.
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We established on previous occasions that Jessica either fluctuates in weight with a dangerous speed, or the clothes that she wears have a great impact on how thin / puffy her figure looks. This time, the black seems is on her side, even though we don’t get to see enough skin to form an accurate impression.
How do you find Jessica’s figure / outfit?
Dear Jessica,
I see that you insist on wearing clothes that do not flatter your shape – either that, or you are very fond of yo-yo-ing and gain and lose loads in a matter of days – I highly doubt that, so I stick with my theory that, in your case (or, more precisely, in your body shape’s case), the clothes you choose are highly relevant.
Why isn’t this outfit perfect? Firstly, you look great in shorts – just not the ones that might reveal your butt when you barely bend. Secondly, gotta work on creating a waist. Therefore, adding layers in the middle area or items that have the potential to look baloonish when associated with your impressive boobs is not recommended.
I mean, I say all these cause you looked so super pretty here. Bring back the A-line dresses, the V necks, the fitted clothes, the tight jeans and long T-shirts!
Best regards,
Versus
In her recent appearances, Janet has been wearing many tight corsets or elastic belts, black outfits and smart fabrics and cuts in order to camouflage the weight gain, though on this occasion, her weight gain became pretty visible in her arms, breasts, shoulders and face.
Jessica is one of the most reputable yo-yo dieters in Hollywood, no doubt about that. Even though she was never scary skinny, nor too thick, Jessica’s weight is fluctuating a lot and on a rapid rate.
Besides the fact that Jessica put on some pounds, she also put on the WRONG dresses. What’s wrong with them? Well, the numerous frills in the boob area are definitely adding unneeded roundness to the already round and big boobs. Secondly, because of the same big and round boobs, there are slim chances to look slim in high-waisted puffy dresses, simply because it looks like the boobs are meeting the belly. Of course, the voluminous hair doesn’t help either. How should Jessica dress? (more…)
Here is a picture of the recently married and slimmed down Mariah Carey. Now we all know that Mariah is a classical yo-yo dieter, since her weight has been up and down and up and down again and she probably holds the record of the most tabloid stories saying “How Celebrity X Got Her New Body”. But this time it looks like Mariah is enjoying and maintaining her new thinner figure.
The only thing I still find very curious is why Mariah is so incredibly attached to clothes that are too small. And when I say clothes, I mean jacket, dress and now that I took another look at the picture, I also mean shoes.
Christina Aguilera sure likes the red color – which she definitely wears a lot, especially on her lips. And cheeks. Really now, the ones that are bored of this (exaggeration of a) make-up please raise your hands! OK, I know, when I am not commenting about “who’s curvier?”, I am commenting about “what’s with the outfit?” and when I am doing neither I pick on make-up, but (besides the fact that I, Versus, am an expert in all these three matters) it is because both clothes and make-up can successfully or (really, truly) unsuccessfully promote one’s figure and looks.
Onto weight: all I can say is that Christina lost some since she gave birth and, most likely, will lose some more. But she’s been one of the yo-yo’s in the past, considering her up and down weight fluctuations, so we’ll see what body size she will choose this time.
Tabloids have been saying for a while that Mariah Carey has lost weight, but nobody bothered to believe them. Now I’m a little confused. Either Mariah Carey, one of the most persistent yo-yo dieters we know, has, indeed, lost some love handles and some leg flab or… how shall I put this nicely… she looked in the mirror before she left the house, decided that the 6 inch skirt and the 5 inch top/bra were a bad idea and went for the outfit above. Yeah, this definitely makes sense.
What do you guys have to say on this one? Is this a better choice of clothes for a Mariah or are her skimpy outfits an actual trademark?
Versus’s expert plan: (more…)
Now I’m confused. Somebody enlighten me. There are worrying amounts of pictures flying on the Internet which present Mischa Barton looking well, puffy, to say it nicely. Now either this girl sometimes poses from some really, truly, sadly the worst angles ever, either she is being wildly altered in order to make her look as perfect as possible or she is the uber fastest yo-yo dieter on the face of the planet, cause she’s looking great here. You tell me what you think!
Photo source: I’m Not Obsessed
