Skinny VS Curvy

Here is a picture of the recently married and slimmed down Mariah Carey. Now we all know that Mariah is a classical yo-yo dieter, since her weight has been up and down and up and down again and she probably holds the record of the most tabloid stories saying “How Celebrity X Got Her New Body”. But this time it looks like Mariah is enjoying and maintaining her new thinner figure.

The only thing I still find very curious is why Mariah is so incredibly attached to clothes that are too small. And when I say clothes, I mean jacket, dress and now that I took another look at the picture, I also mean shoes.

Christina Aguilera sure likes the red color - which she definitely wears a lot, especially on her lips. And cheeks. Really now, the ones that are bored of this (exaggeration of a) make-up please raise your hands! OK, I know, when I am not commenting about “who’s curvier?”, I am commenting about “what’s with the outfit?” and when I am doing neither I pick on make-up, but (besides the fact that I, Versus, am an expert in all these three matters) it is because both clothes and make-up can successfully or (really, truly) unsuccessfully promote one’s figure and looks.

Onto weight: all I can say is that Christina lost some since she gave birth and, most likely, will lose some more. But she’s been one of the yo-yo’s in the past, considering her up and down weight fluctuations, so we’ll see what body size she will choose this time.

Tabloids have been saying for a while that Mariah Carey has lost weight, but nobody bothered to believe them. Now I’m a little confused. Either Mariah Carey, one of the most persistent yo-yo dieters we know, has, indeed, lost some love handles and some leg flab or… how shall I put this nicely… she looked in the mirror before she left the house, decided that the 6 inch skirt and the 5 inch top/bra were a bad idea and went for the outfit above. Yeah, this definitely makes sense.

What do you guys have to say on this one? Is this a better choice of clothes for a Mariah or are her skimpy outfits an actual trademark?

Versus’s expert plan: (more…)

Now I’m confused. Somebody enlighten me. There are worrying amounts of pictures flying on the Internet which present Mischa Barton well, puffy, to say it nicely. Yes, we meant to say chubby. Now I am trying really hard to distinguish the chubbiness in the above picture, yet fail to do so. Now either this girl sometimes poses from some really, truly, sadly the worst angles ever, either she is being wildly altered in order to make her look as jiggly cottage-cheese-like as possible or either she is the uber fastest yo-yo dieter on the face of the planet. You tell me what you think!

Photo source: I’m Not Obsessed