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Gwyneth Paltrow Details Her 2017 Detox

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On her yearly detox plan:

1. “Drink water with fresh-squeezed lemon first thing every morning. Counterintuitively, the lemon decreases acidity in the body, which has major benefits for overall health as well as skin.”

2. “Even a single session in an infrared sauna will help clear toxins, decrease inflammation, soothe muscles and increase your overall energy. If you can afford one, it’s definitely worth the investment; if not, find a gym or a spa that’s got one.”

3. “Colonics are especially beneficial during a yearly detox when the intestinal villi are busy pulling toxins out of your blood stream and into your intestines to be disposed of. You’ll feel lighter and much more energetic, and the process of healing your gut for optimum metabolism will have already begun.”

4. “Take baths as often as you can during a detox; ideally do a nice hot one every night. Supercharge it with essential oils and botanical extracts like the ginger, orange and thyme in Jane’s brilliant Detox Bath Cube (with which I’m obsessed).”

5. “The glow you get from going clean is undeniable; increase it with a super-thorough exfoliation. For body, start with dry brushing all over, then follow with a detox oil like the one from Organic Pharmacy. For face, there’s nothing better than a product that just takes it all off—goop’s Instant Facial is made with all five alpha-hydroxy acids plus salicylic acid, so there is no more efficient skin-smoother and glowifier on this earth!”

… says Gwyneth.

 

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I’m so sick of this woman’s detox BS. I can’t take it anymore.

Annie
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Annie

(Most) humans have a liver and kidneys. No additional detox BS needed, thanks Gwyneth.

angry_bird
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angry_bird

Agree. Some people are so gullible

Haley
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Haley

But she used scientific words like “intestinal villi”. It’s gotta be legit.

angry_bird
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angry_bird

Gwyneth and her detox… It doesn’t seem to help her. She looks tired and greasy. I don’t see any glow or radiant skin despite her crazy diets, detoxes and other crap

CarrieD
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CarrieD

Exactly! She clearly thinks she looks amazing but I can never see it. Lately I’m liking her look more, she doesn’t seem as bland to me anymore, she looks prettier for some reason. But still pretty “meh” overall.

Marsol
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Marsol

she should relax smoke a little pot and be free. it seems like she is a slave of food, exercise , etc…

Sarah
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Sarah

XD lol

herpderp
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herpderp

I’ve never tried mary j, or any drug for that matter. But I’d kind of like to. It might make me feel something new. Sick of my monotonous life haha. Ah well…

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AlyssaMoh

its all BS. she smokes and drinks, this is all nonsense to push her books, and get shares on the stuff she’s paid to promote on her website. Shes been doing this longer than the Tard-trashian Klan has anyways

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JosephineBakerStreet

Somebody should introduce science to Gwyneth Paltrow.

ch
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looking rough

Stellar
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Stellar
Aww, she’s trolling. This is just part of her shtick. It’s designed to get us, the little people, talking about her. And look, it worked. Because, um, what does she actually do for a living? She was never much of an actress, only getting there because of her family connections, and then she married someone with some semblance of talent, and now she trolls. You know what they say ‘bad publicity is better than no publicity’ and she is clearly a very insecure person who needs us, the little people, giving her attention. At least Kimmy K is up front… Read more »
Tiina
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Tiina

Bath every day? What a huge waste of water. I live in a country that has never suffered from lack of fresh water and probably never will (without some sort of massive pollution catastrophe) and my first reaction is still “wtf, that’s ridiculous”.

claud
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claud
agree–i only take baths when i’m sick and even then i don’t fill the tub more than 1/4 of the way. this leech called gwyneth has no concept of wastefulness, even when she touts her BS at some charity event or something. let’s remember, this is a woman who pays hundreds of dollars to have scalding herb water (or whatever it is) shot up her v—- to “cleanse [imaginary] toxins.” not to mention she looks rough as hell. her (future) elderly aspiration is probably to be buried in a lulu lemon with the carcass of a wallaby (because this just… Read more »
CarrieD
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CarrieD

This actually made me laugh out loud! Wallaby carcasses…!

2cents
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2cents

oooh gywneth. I used to love you…

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AlyssaMoh

uh,instead of detoxing, why doesnt she just live clean year round?
HEY GWYN – TRY QUITTING SMOKING AND DRINKING, YO! THAT COSTS EXACTLY ZERO DOLLARS!

Lisa
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Lisa

Oh shut up. What glow is she talking about? She certainly doesn’t have it. She must be detoxing all the essential nutrients and healthy bacteria out of her body bc she looks haggard sorry.

Padme
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Padme

I honestly think she’s trolling people. Get an infrared sauna? If you can’t afford it go to a spa that has one! Yeah because people who can’t afford to buy their own sauna can easily afford an expensive gym or spa membership.