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Lena Dunham’s 20 Slimdown Diet Tips

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On her version of dieting:

20 slimdown diet tips!
1. anxiety disorder *
2. resultant constant nausea
3. an election that reveals the true depths of American misogyny
4. constant sweaty dreams of dystopian future
5. abdominal adhesions pinning ovary below uterus *
6. baseless but still harrowing threats to physical safety online and through smail mail
7. watching institutions you love from Planned Parenthood to PBS be threatened by cartoon mustache-twirling villains
8. finally realizing superheroes aren’t real (specifically the X-Factor, really thought they’d handle this)
9. marching your ass off
10. a quiet rage that replaces need for food with need for revenge
11. sleeping 19 hours a day
12. realizing that even the liberal media wants dem clicks no matter whut
13. worrying ceaselessly about the health and safety of women you know and women you don’t
14. realizing who ya real friends are
15. having to switch from Uber to Lyft (lots of calories burned trying to understand a new app, then even more trying to understand if the conflict was resolved)
16. bladder spasms, urinary frequency and urgency *
17. having your phone number leaked and violent images texted to your phone by randos under names like [email protected]
18. keeping your back arched against the wind
19. um, who the f~~~ cares?
20. I have no tips I give no tips I don’t want to be on this cover cuz it’s diametrically opposed to everything I’ve fought my whole career for and it’s not a compliment to me because it’s not an achievement thanx * Star indicates a pre-existing condition

… says Lena on Instagram, next to the image below:

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20 slimdown diet tips! 1. anxiety disorder * 2. resultant constant nausea 3. an election that reveals the true depths of American misogyny 4. constant sweaty dreams of dystopian future 5. abdominal adhesions pinning ovary below uterus * 6. baseless but still harrowing threats to physical safety online and through smail mail 7. watching institutions you love from Planned Parenthood to PBS be threatened by cartoon mustache-twirling villains 8. finally realizing superheroes aren't real (specifically the X-Factor, really thought they'd handle this) 9. marching your ass off 10. a quiet rage that replaces need for food with need for revenge 11. sleeping 19 hours a day 12. realizing that even the liberal media wants dem clicks no matter whut 13. worrying ceaselessly about the health and safety of women you know and women you don't 14. realizing who ya real friends are 15. having to switch from Uber to Lyft (lots of calories burned trying to understand a new app, then even more trying to understand if the conflict was resolved) 16. bladder spasms, urinary frequency and urgency * 17. having your phone number leaked and violent images texted to your phone by randos under names like [email protected] 18. keeping your back arched against the wind 19. um, who the f~~~ cares? 20. I have no tips I give no tips I don't want to be on this cover cuz it's diametrically opposed to everything I've fought my whole career for and it's not a compliment to me because it's not an achievement thanx * Star indicates a pre-existing condition

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Of course a slimmer body isn’t worth her health and happiness, but she looks so much better at this weight. Hope things will look up for her soon, though.

Benedetta
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Benedetta

I totally agree with many points: anxiety, endometriosis, rage, sleeping…. make you losing weight.

jjj2
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jjj2

I disagree with most of her points. While she looks a lot better, she probably would have been better off for herself and for us if she moved to Canada like she threatened.

Jill
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Jill

You do know that emigrating is a multi-year process? Usually 4+. So I always find it naive when people say things like “Don’t like the US? Move out!” because it’s not like you can just pack your bags and drive across the border for a new life. It costs thousands of dollars and takes many years.

carly
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carly

It’s odd how anxiety manifests itself differently in people. For instance, I’ve been having terrible insomnia, and I’ve gained weight as a result.

Also some people eat when anxious, while others are unable to. Such a strange condition.

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martasara

This is genius! But I have her same problems (anxiety, endometriosis) and I’m NOT losing weight..sob

Antonella
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Antonella

she needs to disappear already, miserable child molesting wench

Annie
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Annie

We all know she’s lowkey happy about the weight loss.

Vanessa
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Vanessa

I’m sure she is happy about it, but I feel she is putting this list out there so people know that she really doesn’t have any actual tips and that what the magazine is selling is not how she lost the weight.

Though, I do wish she would mention that she has started working out as well. That has also helped with her weight loss as well.

Bea
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She’s actually getting really pretty. I love her eyes.

Frigga
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Frigga

It’s amazing what a little weight loss can do for a face. If only she could lose her shit personality now.

Sharlane
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Sharlane

Well she ain’t wrong. These are some stressful times.

cam
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please get rid of this woman! she is an embodiment of the neurotic insecure millennial white girl. can you believe we have gone from audrey hepburn or angelina to this? yuck

Jill
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Jill

I think Audrey gave the best dieting tip: “For a slim figure, give your food to someone who’s hungry”

BUT, to be fair, even in Audrey and the “golden age of hollywood” era, there were plenty of annoying and vacuous people in the limelight as well, so its not like Lena is anything new. It’s just that their star faded quickly and now no one’s ever heard of them now (give Lena 10 years)

cam
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i have trouble imagining anybody as annoying as her or amy schemer lol.

there are some i really like- viola davis, marion cotillard and of course some of the older actresses like helen mirren and julianne moore. those women for the most part keep very low profiles though and the media likes to focus more on stupid women like lena dunham and rita ora.

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Alyssa Mohino

Is she saying she’s having trouble coping with her life? Is this what I’m reading from this? Is she unwell?

Panda
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Panda

Does this woman ever have anything sincerely positive or happy to say? It’s always sarcasm and complaining. I do get her point here, but she’s just so irritating to listen to.

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