Hayden Panettiere, Revealing Outfit, Perfect Shape

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Here is Hayden Panettiere, no, not doing errands, but filming – so no, the deep cleavage was not her choice when she got dressed in the morning. What this outfit makes, besides making men interested, is that it basically invites us to perform a very accurate analysis regarding her body and shape. Visualizing, analyzing, performing… And the conclusion is that Hayden looks flawless. Yes, flawless comes to mind at a second glance, too. Hayden seems to have found a hard-to-find exact middle between “hearing bones breaking” and “flab’s domination”. Way to go!

Ashlee Simpson – Can We See the Mom-to-Be Spark?

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After joggling with “I’m pregnant”, “No, I’m not” (suspense equals constant publicity), following the well known recipe of all Hollywood soon-to-be moms, little miss Simpson or the media (no, nobody is sure) decided that future misses Wentz is, indeed, pregnant and told the world. Miss Simpson sure looks fit and slim now and, in case she is as pregnant as US Weekly says, it will definitely be entertaining to see how much (or how little) weight she will put on, how fast or how sudden she will gain and so on (yes, we could build graphics). Now the blue flared coat she has on is a great investment, considering that, even an 8 months baby bump can hide in there quite comfortably.

What do you all think?

Victoria Beckham – Skinny Scale Time!

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If any of you out there are wondering whether Posh is looking slightly healthier these days, the answer would be pretty clear while looking at the picture above, as in “Nope” (if the “diminutive of thighs” doesn’t convince you, then the skin-through collar bones probably will). It is a mystery how any pair of jeans can fit that perfectly and tightly on a size 00 body – the result of her long term 900 calorie diet – , unless we listen to the rumors which say that she gets her clothes readjusted after purchasing them, diva style.

So, what do you say? How would you rate her on the skinny scale? Rate Victoria Beckham from 1 to 10, 1 meaning “girl’s place is on Chubby Scale” and 10 meaning “at least she’s got bodyguards to catch her if she faints”.

Versus’s expert verdict: Posh is an 8. If Posh’s knees and an average woman’s wrists would enter a competition called “who’s skinnier?”, the knees would take home the crown.

Fergie in Some “Super-Trendy-Wannabe” Jeans

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Here is Fergie walking on the street in what appears to be year 1997, judging by the discoloured jeans, which, by the way, are not doing a great job at defining and contouring Fergie’s sculpted legs. What do you say? Are these clothes flattering on Fergie?

Versus’s expert advice: Big, irregular and contrasting patterns are a quite hard to wear, especially when talking about pants, regardless if you’ve got Twiggy’s or Beyonce’s legs. I vote “pro” the nude platform shoes that extend Fergie’s 5’2 frame and “against” the figure-cutting, magnet-like, phosphorescent belt.


Katherine Heigl – Cuvry Scale Time!

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Katherine Heigl is not a skinny girl, and hooray, cause the second last thing Hollywood needs after “tanned blonds with generic looks” is yet another skinny celeb. And since she is probably 10 lbs over the “skinny prototype highest limit”, aka 120 lbs and most likely fills more than a full B cup, plus she’s got, as seen above, a noticeable rear, she classifies in the curvy sector.

So, what do you think? How would you rate her on the Curvy Scale? Ratings start from 1 and top with 10, where 1 is “flat glass rather than hourglass” and 10 is “plump & round hourglass reinvented”

Versus’s expert verdict: Katherine is a 6. Thin enough to be skinny-lovers’ secret daydream and plump enough to be on curvy-lovers’ “who I’d like to marry” list.