Jennifer Aniston in the Sun

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Jennifer Aniston in the sun = Jennifer Aniston in a bikini. And even better, two sides of Jennifer in a bikini, one front, one back. There is not much to deliberate here – Jen looks great, toned & tanned, fit & fab and this has been her trademark look for some years now, since her skinny (should we say “Brad” or “Friends”?) days.

What do you all think? Do you like Jennifer’s 39 year old body?

Jessica Simpson’s Comfort Weight

jessica - Jessica Simpson's Comfort Weight

Jessica Simpson has been in “worthy of daisy dukes” shape, she’s been, you know, bursting out of her own clothes (or cleavages) and well, she’s been like the above. For a while now. I say it’s pretty middle-ish what we are seeing in the candid, since both flabs and bones are out of sight. But it seems that Jessica is not yet confident enough to walk out in flat shoes… we will be waiting for the day when she will give up the heels – and yes, that would be something. Remember that while she was on the voluptuous side, she was wearing high heels shoes even when going to the supermarket, counting on the “make me taller” and “make me leaner” effects.

What do you guys think? Is she looking fit and fine right now? Fug and flab? Fierce and fab? Which pair of “f’s” is it? Give me a verdict!

Katie Holmes Exhibits the Results of Posh’s Diet

katie - Katie Holmes Exhibits the Results of Posh's Diet

OK, let’s see. The bad? This is truly an unflattering angle. The good? Even from such an unflattering angle, Katie looks slim (and we all know that in 98% of the pictures, she looks downright skinny). More of the bad: Katie’s hair blah, the make-up blah again. Seems that the hair accentuates her lost cheeks – which, apparently, are the result of Victoria Beckham’s “let’s diet” influence, if we listen to Katie’s hubby’s words. The good? The choice of clothes, for a change. Why? Because well, we are used to see miss Tom Cruise dressed like, well, Tom Cruise or like Tom Cruise’s mom. But that is not the case here, cause she is almost, almost dressed her age.

What do you guys think?

Photo source: Just Jared

Leighton Meester, Front and Back

leighton-meester - Leighton Meester, Front and Back

Now this is a “shoot two rabbits with one shot” picture, ain’t it? We get to see Leighton’s both sides and we can always intuit how she looks from the profile. Firstly, she is looking as pasty white as she can, which by the way, we can only appreciate, considering Hollywood’s color ranges from blotchy orange with spots of white and freckles mixture, aka you know who to the overly popular “carroty”.

Now onto Leighton’s bod: while she, as well as her reflection in the mirror, appear to be at a weight which presupposes eating 3 meals on daily basis (whoo!), she isn’t particularly toned (and no, I’m not saying she should be).

What do you think?

Heidi Montag – The Up(Down)graded Body

heidi - Heidi Montag - The Up(Down)graded Body

Heidi’s a size 0, so let’s start from that. And Heidi’s body includes, besides the apparent skin and bones, some less natural materials, such as, you know. Now, to say it remotely nicely, Heidi’s got some skinny legs. And saying the same thing less delicately (and yes, we can afford to do this, since, well, we’re not afraid of attacks coming from Heidi’s large fan base), Heidi’s got “hen legs” (haha, there, we subtly avoided “chicken”). Let’s see: the “incredibly rare” nuance of blonde with plastified effect hair, the newer, smaller, creepier version of a nose, the former A, present D cup, the already mentioned “hen legs”… yes.