Heidi’s a size 0, so let’s start from that. And Heidi’s body includes, besides the apparent skin and bones, some less natural materials, such as, you know. Now, to say it remotely nicely, Heidi’s got some skinny legs. And saying the same thing less delicately (and yes, we can afford to do this, since, well, we’re not afraid of attacks coming from Heidi’s large fan base), Heidi’s got “hen legs” (haha, there, we subtly avoided “chicken”). Let’s see: the “incredibly rare” nuance of blonde with plastified effect hair, the newer, smaller, creepier version of a nose, the former A, present D cup, the already mentioned “hen legs”… yes.
Heidi Montag – The Up(Down)graded Body
