Fergie in Some “Super-Trendy-Wannabe” Jeans

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Here is Fergie walking on the street in what appears to be year 1997, judging by the discoloured jeans, which, by the way, are not doing a great job at defining and contouring Fergie’s sculpted legs. What do you say? Are these clothes flattering on Fergie?

Versus’s expert advice: Big, irregular and contrasting patterns are a quite hard to wear, especially when talking about pants, regardless if you’ve got Twiggy’s or Beyonce’s legs. I vote “pro” the nude platform shoes that extend Fergie’s 5’2 frame and “against” the figure-cutting, magnet-like, phosphorescent belt.


Katherine Heigl – Cuvry Scale Time!

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Katherine Heigl is not a skinny girl, and hooray, cause the second last thing Hollywood needs after “tanned blonds with generic looks” is yet another skinny celeb. And since she is probably 10 lbs over the “skinny prototype highest limit”, aka 120 lbs and most likely fills more than a full B cup, plus she’s got, as seen above, a noticeable rear, she classifies in the curvy sector.

So, what do you think? How would you rate her on the Curvy Scale? Ratings start from 1 and top with 10, where 1 is “flat glass rather than hourglass” and 10 is “plump & round hourglass reinvented”

Versus’s expert verdict: Katherine is a 6. Thin enough to be skinny-lovers’ secret daydream and plump enough to be on curvy-lovers’ “who I’d like to marry” list.

Sophie Monk – When Cellulite Survives Through Pants

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OK, we exaggerated a bit there: cut “pants” and read “leggings”, which are just an advanced version of stockings.

While no one can blame her for the minor genetic flaws, we can sure wonder: why go out in that underwear-like getup that surely isn’t cellulite-proof?

Now this is a perfect example of a pretty girl with a great (actually, quite thin) figure in the wrong clothes.


Jennifer Lopez’s “New Mommy Body”

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Ok, so first of all, Wow. And second of all, she gets another Wow, since she had twins. Thirdly, the loose yellow dress is definitely a super smart choice, considering that whatever weight, if any, she still has to lose is totally… well, invisible.

During her pregnancy, there has been some speculation that she had gained worrying amounts of weight (huh?) and, so she decided not to leave the house. Yeah, I don’t think so, since JLo does not seem like the girl who would sacrifice her health in order to miraculously (aka uber-intense dieting and workouts) shed extra ponds.

What do you guys think?

Anna Kournikova’s Super Skinny, yet Toned Package

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Anna Kournikova was spotted jogging, and let’s just hope it was not with the purpose of losing (more) weight. The scary part is – no, not this actual pic – but the fact that Anna looked even slimmer some while ago. If there is such a thing as looking almost painfully thin, yet, at the same time carrying an apparent tone and fit look, then Anna fits this description just right.

What do you think? Should she grab the fork and add some fat on that super skinny, yet toned package?