Breaking News: Mariah Carey Is Fully Dressed

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Tabloids have been saying for a while that Mariah Carey has lost weight, but nobody bothered to believe them. Now I’m a little confused. Either Mariah Carey, one of the most persistent yo-yo dieters we know, has, indeed, lost some love handles and some leg flab or… how shall I put this nicely… she looked in the mirror before she left the house, decided that the 6 inch skirt and the 5 inch top/bra were a bad idea and went for the outfit above. Yeah, this definitely makes sense.

What do you guys have to say on this one? Is this a better choice of clothes for a Mariah or are her skimpy outfits an actual trademark?

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Kerri Russell’s Mini Dress-Worthy Body

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Keri Russell has always been a skinny girl, but being a skinny new mommy is another (harder to achieve) thing. Must be pretty awesome to wear a miniskirt (or a yellow mini dress for that matter) soon after giving birth, without even bothering to try to look slimmer by opting for some high heels (hopefully not yellow too).

What do you all think? Do you like Keri’s new mom body? Why or why not?

Britney’s Cheetos and Coffee-Free Picture

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Britney, where do we start? Firstly, hopefully you are not as big of a wreck as Amy Winehouse about who we recently wrote that, well, she’s got bigger problems then her weight (or lack thereof). You probably have bigger issues, too, so excuse us for focusing on your body’s status. While we do appreciate you working out, as seen in recent candids and while we like your efforts of pulling yourself together and looking better, we are not actually seeing the weight loss and toned up results that, honestly, the majority of the “Britney’s comeback hopers” want to see. However, it sure seems that the “Cheetos – no, no. No good. Frappuccinos – bad, bad for you.” advices are paying off, since well, the above candid pictures Britney is holding nothing but water.

What do you all think? What weight-related advices would you give Britney, if, let’s say, she’d actually hear and listen to you?

Kelly Clarkson in a Suit. A Bathing Suit.

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Now I think we can all pretty much agree that Kelly Clarkson is not skinny. And she is not thin either, “not thin, not fat”, yet not quite chubby (tummy looks quite flat). Am I getting close? While we do get a curvy perspective from the back, Kelly isn’t the Hollywood-standard of “curvy”.

One thing is for sure though: Kelly probably didn’t stop eating chocolate when she was 13, like the rest of Hollywood.

What do you all think? Do you like Kelly’s body? Why or why not?

 

Mischa Barton Is Confusing

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Now I’m confused. Somebody enlighten me. There are worrying amounts of pictures flying on the Internet which present Mischa Barton looking well, puffy, to say it nicely. Now either this girl sometimes poses from some really, truly, sadly the worst angles ever, either she is being wildly altered in order to make her look as perfect as possible or she is the uber fastest yo-yo dieter on the face of the planet, cause she’s looking great here. You tell me what you think!

Photo source: I’m Not Obsessed