Victoria Beckham – Skinny Scale Time!

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If any of you out there are wondering whether Posh is looking slightly healthier these days, the answer would be pretty clear while looking at the picture above, as in “Nope” (if the “diminutive of thighs” doesn’t convince you, then the skin-through collar bones probably will). It is a mystery how any pair of jeans can fit that perfectly and tightly on a size 00 body – the result of her long term 900 calorie diet – , unless we listen to the rumors which say that she gets her clothes readjusted after purchasing them, diva style.

So, what do you say? How would you rate her on the skinny scale? Rate Victoria Beckham from 1 to 10, 1 meaning “girl’s place is on Chubby Scale” and 10 meaning “at least she’s got bodyguards to catch her if she faints”.

Versus’s expert verdict: Posh is an 8. If Posh’s knees and an average woman’s wrists would enter a competition called “who’s skinnier?”, the knees would take home the crown.

Fergie in Some “Super-Trendy-Wannabe” Jeans

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Here is Fergie walking on the street in what appears to be year 1997, judging by the discoloured jeans, which, by the way, are not doing a great job at defining and contouring Fergie’s sculpted legs. What do you say? Are these clothes flattering on Fergie?

Versus’s expert advice: Big, irregular and contrasting patterns are a quite hard to wear, especially when talking about pants, regardless if you’ve got Twiggy’s or Beyonce’s legs. I vote “pro” the nude platform shoes that extend Fergie’s 5’2 frame and “against” the figure-cutting, magnet-like, phosphorescent belt.

 

Katherine Heigl – Cuvry Scale Time!

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Katherine Heigl is not a skinny girl, and hooray, cause the second last thing Hollywood needs after “tanned blonds with generic looks” is yet another skinny celeb. And since she is probably 10 lbs over the “skinny prototype highest limit”, aka 120 lbs and most likely fills more than a full B cup, plus she’s got, as seen above, a noticeable rear, she classifies in the curvy sector.

So, what do you think? How would you rate her on the Curvy Scale? Ratings start from 1 and top with 10, where 1 is “flat glass rather than hourglass” and 10 is “plump & round hourglass reinvented”

Versus’s expert verdict: Katherine is a 6. Thin enough to be skinny-lovers’ secret daydream and plump enough to be on curvy-lovers’ “who I’d like to marry” list.

Sophie Monk – When Cellulite Survives Through Pants

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OK, we exaggerated a bit there: cut “pants” and read “leggings”, which are just an advanced version of stockings.

While no one can blame her for the minor genetic flaws, we can sure wonder: why go out in that underwear-like getup that surely isn’t cellulite-proof?

Now this is a perfect example of a pretty girl with a great (actually, quite thin) figure in the wrong clothes.

 

Jennifer Lopez’s “New Mommy Body”

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Ok, so first of all, Wow. And second of all, she gets another Wow, since she had twins. Thirdly, the loose yellow dress is definitely a super smart choice, considering that whatever weight, if any, she still has to lose is totally… well, invisible.

During her pregnancy, there has been some speculation that she had gained worrying amounts of weight (huh?) and, so she decided not to leave the house. Yeah, I don’t think so, since JLo does not seem like the girl who would sacrifice her health in order to miraculously (aka uber-intense dieting and workouts) shed extra ponds.

What do you guys think?