On her version of dieting:
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1. anxiety disorder *
2. resultant constant nausea
3. an election that reveals the true depths of American misogyny
4. constant sweaty dreams of dystopian future
5. abdominal adhesions pinning ovary below uterus *
6. baseless but still harrowing threats to physical safety online and through smail mail
7. watching institutions you love from Planned Parenthood to PBS be threatened by cartoon mustache-twirling villains
8. finally realizing superheroes aren’t real (specifically the X-Factor, really thought they’d handle this)
9. marching your ass off
10. a quiet rage that replaces need for food with need for revenge
11. sleeping 19 hours a day
12. realizing that even the liberal media wants dem clicks no matter whut
13. worrying ceaselessly about the health and safety of women you know and women you don’t
14. realizing who ya real friends are
15. having to switch from Uber to Lyft (lots of calories burned trying to understand a new app, then even more trying to understand if the conflict was resolved)
16. bladder spasms, urinary frequency and urgency *
17. having your phone number leaked and violent images texted to your phone by randos under names like [email protected]
18. keeping your back arched against the wind
19. um, who the f~~~ cares?
20. I have no tips I give no tips I don’t want to be on this cover cuz it’s diametrically opposed to everything I’ve fought my whole career for and it’s not a compliment to me because it’s not an achievement thanx * Star indicates a pre-existing condition
… says Lena on Instagram, next to the image below:
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All the details from Daily Mail:
Khloe Kardashian went from a size 12 to a size 4 thanks to her workout routine with Gunnar Peterson as well as a diet plan that cuts out junk food. She has said she now weighs about 128lbs, which is impressive for her 5ft10in frame.
The beauty has said she has no interest in cutting out sugar as she is ‘obsessed’ and stocks the pantry of her Calabasas mansion (once owned by Justin Bieber) with cookies and candy. But she enjoys sugar in moderation.
Khloe says she is 58 kg at 178 cm tall, which, according to the BMI, places her in the ‘underweight’ category.
See more of Khloe’s ‘underweight’ figure inside!
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On the major difference she noticed when she became a blonde:
It’s so instant. Boys are just aware of a blonde head of hair in the room. I’m positive. I’ve walked this planet as a brunette with total anonymity. And now I walk into a party and people are like… They’re like “Oh a blonde person with b~~~~!” Y’all males are real simple. Even simpler than I thought.
On maintaining her new light locks:
I am exhausted. For all of you who have dyed hair, you are heroes. This is exhausting — who knew? There’s so much maintenance! It’s a whole thing.
… says Girls star Alison (28).
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On her traumatizing shopping experiences:
‘When I was younger, I remember going into an expensive clothing store, and I asked for a size 12 and they said, “Oh, we don’t have something that big.” I’m like, first of all, f*** you. But like, it’s not what you say, it’s how you say it.’
On how she was scared for being a size 31 in jeans:
‘When I used to shop at high-end boutiques for jeans with my sisters, they would ask for waist size 28 or 26. I would ask for a 31 and the sales assistants would look at me, make this hissing sound and reply, “We don’t carry that size here.” It made me feel so embarrassed and ashamed that for a long time in my life I didn’t wear denim… It does scar. I’ve held on to those words for so long.’
… says Khloe.
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Outfits of the Week: Brunette rappers Azealia Banks and Nicki Minaj present us the most revealing celebrity ensembles spotted out in the past seven day, featuring nipple covers and bum-less shorts.
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